Cause the mayonnaise is afraid of the dark. (Bet you thought the light went out with the door closing).
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If they're right, why doesn't the microwave have a mute button? Bloody alerts wake up the whole neighborhood. "MINTY'S EATING AGAIN!"
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Is one not supposed to follow the light?
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Who said midnight snacks is a bad thing? How can it be wrong when it feels so right?
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So the blind can see
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For studying
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It's good to have when it's winter and gets dark before dinner.
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Holy shit. That's some Truth before Midnight. I see the light and face full of pie. Thank you for the insight.
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So you can see you are drinking water or alcohol
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Just in case you have a power outage and can't see
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So you can see in the very back of the fridge. .
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