That would explain the funny looks I get from people when I walk by them talking to myself and they realize I'm not on the phone. 

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Yeah. Like that one time I told myself to stop.
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At least you win all the arguments


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Surprisingly, not really
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But deep, I guess..
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@MadeInBongo Heehee...The real ones take place infront of the mirror...The exclusives
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..And that's how you end up writing 100 bestseller novels
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Dang this is too relatable
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Those are always the best ones. Snappy lines and profound thoughts.
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Sometimes it feels so real that when ppl ask me why I don't talk I get confused...like I do...
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Same. Also, in short stories. Writer's privilege.
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And those conversations are the best...
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So very true
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So true

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It's sad how accurate this is.
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