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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 4 Aug 2017

    being an adult is basically a “choose your own adventure” book, but every choice sounds terrible

    9:31 AM - 4 Aug 2017
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      1. BTAGreywolf‏ @b_greywolf 4 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        If you want to brownnose your boss, turn to page 37. If you want to tell him how you really feel, turn to page 75. Awww, unemployed again?!

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      2. emily‏ @KJkaleidoscope 4 Aug 2017
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        And you can't turn back and change your mind

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      3. Shannon McGuire‏ @hinatazuki 4 Aug 2017
        Replying to @KJkaleidoscope @TheWeirdWorld

        The book burns the previous pages after each choice

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      1. N3RV3‏ @N3R_V3 4 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That's why you never click the "Go Through Puberty?" Box.

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      1. Kevin Gregg‏ @KevinPaulGregg 4 Aug 2017
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        “All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone.” -- Blaise Pascal

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      1. Nina Stoddard‏ @NinaStoddard 4 Aug 2017
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        And they all end in death.

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      1. Madame Mercer  💋‏ @dondon69m 4 Aug 2017
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        Especially the end. Pity you don't get to choose that 👎🏻

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      1. Tiwatope‏ @saucy_tunia 4 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Accurate

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      1. throohiker‏ @DzhaA 4 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        LOL

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      1. Ruby‏ @Miss_RubyGr 4 Aug 2017
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        Only the inevitable sounds terrible

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      1.  🔥Buttercup face 🔥‏ @fazeelahmedsyed 4 Aug 2017
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        I beg to differ. The 1st bad choice I ever made was in the uterus. which was: to be born.

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      1. Plague Doctor Jac‏ @JackKinofRavens 5 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @raevynwoad

        My interpretation on adulthood goes like-you're walking across the street, you look both ways for cars aaand then get hit by a plane.

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      1. Ren Hansen‏ @flwrtraces 4 Aug 2017
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        Like kids

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      1. Rebekah Cook‏ @rebekahcook_21 4 Aug 2017
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        Except for the choices "sleep" and "eat"

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      1. Ketiiimporta‏ @kteiMporta76 4 Aug 2017
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        😲

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      1. Shannon McGuire‏ @hinatazuki 4 Aug 2017
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        I just keep losing stats

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