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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 28 Jul 2017

    Buying a new computer online is like making your current one dig its own grave.

    5:59 PM - 28 Jul 2017
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      2. TeamSleepDeprivation‏ @Keiramariekill 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        The funny thing is, whenever I try to look up computers on my laptop, it immidiatly or shortly kills all tabs. Coincidence? I think not.

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      3. Lizzie Lance‏ @lizziesLC 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @Keiramariekill @TheWeirdWorld

        Using your phone to look at comps might ease the pain for it

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      1. Affeninsel‏ @Affeninsel 29 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @emzregina

        you also do that whenever you use Internet Explorer to download your favourite browser on a new computer.

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      1. Teresa Colleen‏ @TeriColleen 28 Jul 2017
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        It's like asking your boss to coordinate with your employment agency

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      1. Teresa Colleen‏ @TeriColleen 28 Jul 2017
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        It's like having your spouse make a romantic dinner date for you with your paramour

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      1. JonFitzanko‏ @jon_fitzanko 28 Jul 2017
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        He's only a friend!

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      1. omkar dikshit‏ @OmkarDikshit 29 Jul 2017
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        A very interesting fact which is actually true

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      1. sarah‏ @sarahkaierux 28 Jul 2017
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        Now I feel bad for my laptop!😂

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      1. Whitestorm‏ @WhiteStorm199 28 Jul 2017
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        That's so true

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      1. Dinah Hampton‏ @CrazyGiirlDinah 10 Aug 2017
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        Cruel 😂😂👌

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      1. Beatlesfan6547‏ @Snake5172 29 Jul 2017
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        Lol

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      1. Ismael Prata‏ @ismaelprata 29 Jul 2017
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        Or as if your wife is helping you to find a mistress.

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      1. spinningdice‏ @spinningdice 28 Jul 2017
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        But, you can't just get rid of the old one... That's why we have 3 around the house...

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      1. wıʟʟıᴀᴍ⁽ᵘⁿᵛᵉʳⁱᶠⁱᵉᵈ⁾‏ @fabwilliam1729 28 Jul 2017
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        Didn't you tweet something like this before, but about phones?

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      1. Ava Rae‏ @arae1111 28 Jul 2017
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        Haha

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      1. Muhammad Hassan‏ @BkkarNub 28 Jul 2017
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        😂

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