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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 28 Jul 2017

    The idiom, “I shit you not” must be terribly confusing to a new English speaker

    2:28 PM - 28 Jul 2017
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      2. ℳ𝒾𝒦𝒶𝒞𝒽𝒾𝒦𝓊‏ @mi_ka_chi_ku 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        that's right... I don't get it...

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. he took a sip of coffee‏ @Used2BGod 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @mi_ka_chi_ku @TheWeirdWorld

        "I am not lying to you."

        2 replies 0 retweets 28 likes
      4. ℳ𝒾𝒦𝒶𝒞𝒽𝒾𝒦𝓊‏ @mi_ka_chi_ku 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @Used2BGod @TheWeirdWorld

        thanks! I didn't expect this meaning AT ALL.

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
      5. he took a sip of coffee‏ @Used2BGod 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @mi_ka_chi_ku @TheWeirdWorld

        No problem.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Fateme Mokhtari‏ @MokhtariFateme 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I'm one of them, what does this idiom really mean?

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. he took a sip of coffee‏ @Used2BGod 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @MokhtariFateme @TheWeirdWorld

        "I am not pulling your chain." or "I am not lying to you."

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Optimal Gaming‏ @Optimal_Game 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @Used2BGod @MokhtariFateme @TheWeirdWorld

        You just used an idiom to explain an idiom lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 21 likes
      5. he took a sip of coffee‏ @Used2BGod 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @Optimal_Game @MokhtariFateme @TheWeirdWorld

        It's more well known lol

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Snert42‏ @KaiDahlhaus 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        it actually was when i found it somewhere in the internet.

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. momcha‏ @uchamach 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Really confusing. I don't get what it means.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. TheUnknownBlock‏ @RadUnknownBlock 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @uchamach @TheWeirdWorld

        "I'm not lying to you"

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. momcha‏ @uchamach 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @RadUnknownBlock @TheWeirdWorld

        Why thanks. "Honestly speaking" or "I'm honest with you".

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. TheUnknownBlock‏ @RadUnknownBlock 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @uchamach @TheWeirdWorld

        No problem.

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      2. Calm_Witness‏ @Calm_witness 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Why not just say "I am not lying to you" than this? XD

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Nope‏ @TheNopeInc 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @Calm_witness @TheWeirdWorld

        Because it's English. We can have 50 phrases that mean the same thing.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Kris Zipperer‏ @Krispy_Chicken7 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Similar to someone that is in the states, but learned British English saying, "I know my onions."

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Keil‏ @cASSie4Presi 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @Krispy_Chicken7 @TheWeirdWorld

        what does that mean

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Kris Zipperer‏ @Krispy_Chicken7 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @cASSie4Presi @TheWeirdWorld

        Means you know what you're talking about

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Keil‏ @cASSie4Presi 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @Krispy_Chicken7 @TheWeirdWorld

        interesting, I never knew that. 🤔

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