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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 28 Jul 2017

    Pets are basically just hostages with Stockholm Syndrome.

    11:17 AM - 28 Jul 2017
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      2. Dog Explains Things‏ @dog_splaining 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Falso, friendo! We dogs love our humans! We get the same oxytocin release as you do when we see you!

        2 replies 1 retweet 18 likes
      3. Dog Explains Things‏ @dog_splaining 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @dog_splaining @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/SSDErtQF5D

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      2. V I O L E T T A‏ @babyhoneypot 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Instead of "pets" try "Sea World"

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1.  ♑ Honk guy ♑‏ @LegendaryNigian 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        No don't say that! Don't me feel guilty for having a dog!

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      1. Damion whyte‏ @Damionwhyte7 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I think whoever has to pick up the poop is the one with the syndrome

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      1. V I O L E T T A‏ @babyhoneypot 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        A hostage I stole from a shelter 😑 So I let my pet "free" and now they are stray and feral and dead.

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      2. des//ia bc school :(‏ @destiny_dawn773 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        who's that shadow holdin me hostage I been here for dayysss

        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. V I O L E T T A‏ @babyhoneypot 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @destiny_dawn773 @TheWeirdWorld

        Such a good song

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      1. Sobergainz‏ @SoberGainz 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Dogs developed from wolves who came to humans, humans didn't capture wolves. Was mutually beneficial.

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      2. Lots To Do‏ @lotstodosodo 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Possibly the same goes for kids then?

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Where’s Hey Arnold?‏ @RyanS_Yams 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @lotstodosodo @TheWeirdWorld

        You don't take your kids from their parents. You literally make them. You are their parents. We didn't birth our dogs

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      4. Lots To Do‏ @lotstodosodo 29 Jul 2017
        Replying to @RyanS_Yams @TheWeirdWorld

        What if dogs had chosen us and we are their hostages!

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      1. Human Advocates‏ @human_advocates 29 Jul 2017
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      1. Crazy Daisy  🧚🏼‍♀️‏ @CrazyHaifisch 28 Jul 2017
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        Those that are being abused maybe... 🙄

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      1. Michael‏ @blizzardthrills 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        HA, THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE A PET, I HAVE THE MORAL HIGH GROUND HAHAHAHAHA

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      2.  ☀Royal Senju ☀‏ @Royal_Senju 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I swear Americans would name anything a disease or syndrome LOL I didn't even know this was a thing

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      3. Madame Mercer  💋‏ @dondon69m 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @Royal_Senju @TheWeirdWorld

        Obviously not if you think it's American!!!!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Don M©€l¥ε@‏ @Humanthropoid 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        If you're going to tweet about hostage pets, a trigger warning would have been nice. R.I.P. Beloved Bosko 11/3/74 - 8/14/26pic.twitter.com/DLgryYm0Gl

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      3. Don M©€l¥ε@‏ @Humanthropoid 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @Humanthropoid @TheWeirdWorld

        8/14/76 Couldn't see what I was tweeting through my tears.

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