They also never have to go to the bathroom
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Except Pulp Fiction. But that visit didn't end well
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Or discuss specific times/dates/locations when making plans. "Want to go out with me sometime?" "Yeah!" "Ok, see ya."
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And often neglect to close the front door after they come in the house. Were they born in a barn?!
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How's come there's always a parking spot in the front of the building in NYC or other big cities?
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That, and when they agree to meet but never agree on exact details - where, when, what to wear, etc.
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or how they always walk around the house talking while brushing their teeth. I'd be gettin toothpaste & spit everywhere!!
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This really annoys me! Seems to always be in the USA

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Not always the case but when it happens it usually is because they're mad, rushing/in a chase, or on the phone with a villain or something
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Always thought that was the american way...
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They never say hello either & always seem to know who's calling without asking!!!
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Every phone number is 555-.....
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and their short talks are also good
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If it was a British film you'd say bye like five times before. Putting the phone down
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Don't forget the "no you hang up first/no you hang up" for 10 mins!!!!
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Might do a Simpson so movie and actually hang up
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NOT SAYING THANK YOU WHEN SOMEONE HOLDS THE DOOR OPEN FOR THEM!
#shutthefrontdoor
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