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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 23 Jul 2017

    Nutritional labels should include a “What if I ate the whole damn thing” section.

    5:59 PM - 23 Jul 2017
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      1. Classics Queen‏ @jennytaylor65 23 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @jeffysbadtweets

        Just like the tree in the forest, if no one sees you eat the whole thing, do the calories count?

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      1. emily‏ @KJkaleidoscope 23 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        'Calories/serving' X 'number of servings'pic.twitter.com/HwFF1OXsHS

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      1. Captain Turloc‏ @CaptainTurloc 23 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I imagine nutrition labels would be a bit tricky in cannibal communities.

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      1. Kevin Gregg‏ @KevinPaulGregg 23 Jul 2017
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        "If entire canister of toffee peanuts is consumed in one sitting, an episode of extreme diarrhea may ensue." -- I wish it had said that.

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      1. Noah Zukowski‏ @NoahZukowski 23 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        They have that

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      1. Tiffany Klemm‏ @tiffany_klemm 23 Jul 2017
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        A lot do. But basic multiplication shouldn't be hard either.

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      1. The Jash‏ @The_Jash_KnoxTN 23 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        They do have that. It's called 'calories per serving' and 'number of servings.'

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      1. mediocreartgirl‏ @mediocreartgirl 15 Aug 2017
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        they do

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      1. Bizzare kidd‏ @rAWKUSBizzare 24 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That would be dope

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      1. Nicole Cote‏ @ncote1 24 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @danliggett16

        Lol

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      1. Scott Schablow‏ @scottschablow 24 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        As long as the "what if" section of the label is in type too small for me to read!

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      1. Captain Jack‏ @j0llysugars0cks 24 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @rcdoll10

        But then we'd never get to use that math we had to learn in school.

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      1. Madame Mercer  💋‏ @dondon69m 24 Jul 2017
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        They do don't they?!?

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      1. The Double AA‏ @True_Double_AA 24 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        EXACTLY

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      1. The Paleo-ishta‏ @paleoishta 23 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Yes!

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      1. Alicia Coad‏ @acoad1111 23 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Hahahahahssh

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      2. Eric Muschlitz‏ @sequoiaspoke 23 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @LordsofSummer1

        There are these pickles i love they sell at gas stations, a single serving is 1/8

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      4. Eric Muschlitz‏ @sequoiaspoke 23 Jul 2017
        Replying to @LordsofSummer1 @TheWeirdWorld

        I work outdoors as a farmer and im also an endurance athelete, i can use the extra sodium. But most peeps live seditary lifestyles. 2 much.

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