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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 22 Jul 2017

    A college degree is basically an expensive piece of paper that signifies you know how to follow directions.

    5:59 PM - 22 Jul 2017
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      1. Kenneth‏ @RathmannKenneth 22 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Sounds like somebody who's never gone to college

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      1. John Winston‏ @ItsYaBoyJohn 22 Jul 2017
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        It's definitely more than that..

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      1. Delirious Crystal‏ @DekkerDelirium 22 Jul 2017
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        That sounds more like basic training. College is more like proving you can concentrate with a hangover and three hours of sleep.

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      2. into dust‏ @Armaclast 22 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        It also signifies that you are knowledgeable and qualified in a special field and are eligible for a career in that field.

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      3. JR‏ @joshuarh97 22 Jul 2017
        Replying to @Armaklysm @TheWeirdWorld

        Graduates today are thrown into their field completely oblivious because they lack real world experience.

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      4. Kenneth‏ @RathmannKenneth 22 Jul 2017
        Replying to @joshuarh97 @TheWeirdWorld

        Must not be going to the right colleges. Most public univs today coordinate internship and coop opportunities as part of the curriculum

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      1. Javier Sanchez‏ @havibox 22 Jul 2017
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        Have you ever been to college?

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      1. Giuseppe Cantore‏ @giusepcantore 22 Jul 2017
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        Of course not.

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      1. Pinche‏ @Pincheiza 23 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        An expensive monkey on my back.

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      1. Nimsy‏ @Nimsy17 22 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Um no not at all. Guess you need to get one to realize the significance...

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      1. Delirious Crystal‏ @DekkerDelirium 22 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        College pres: Congrats here's you diploma. Moi: This is a bankruptcy form. CP: Whoops, wrong scroll. (Not that either will save you.)

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      2. Josh McClure‏ @J_Mac127 22 Jul 2017
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        It also opens doors, creates self-pride, teaches you to express yourself. Being the line leader in 2nd grade shows you can follow directions

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      3. #EFFTurns5‏ @kingxi12 23 Jul 2017
        Replying to @J_Mac127 @TheWeirdWorld

        Bill Gates will disagree

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      4. Josh McClure‏ @J_Mac127 23 Jul 2017
        Replying to @kingxi12 @TheWeirdWorld

        @BillGates would you????

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      2.  🔰 🏁 ja.ME.s (James)  🏁 🔰‏ @SlowFocus 23 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Big @LEGO_Group sets should be eligible for student loans

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      3. Harriet Condé‏ @harrietorchard 23 Jul 2017
        Replying to @SlowFocus @TheWeirdWorld @LEGO_Group

        And @IKEAUK furniture

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      2. Irais neVer‏ @IraisLx 22 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @illusion_portal

        And you do it awesomely well too

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      1. Valerie J Boddy‏ @VJBoddy 23 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        As someone who has 3, it also signifies that you have the ability to stick it out & finish what you start, keeping your word! #Tenacity

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      1. angry lesbian‏ @lamozamalaonda 23 Jul 2017
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        At best, i know many graduated people, that cant even do that

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