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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 21 Jul 2017

    Always bring the banana to your mouth, never bring your mouth to the banana.

    4:31 PM - 21 Jul 2017
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      2. BOO Tea #Sora4Smash‏ @BlueTeaSSB 21 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        So THAT'S how you make it not weird.

        2 replies 0 retweets 33 likes
      3. Library Lady‏ @hot4mysoldier 21 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BlueTeaSSB @TheWeirdWorld

        I've found that not sucking on the banana lessens the weirdness. Keeping it still, not moving it in and out, helps too.

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. Afif Amriz‏ @mriz_afif 21 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Instruction is unclear, now it stuck somewhere else

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      1.  🌰 Hᴏᴏᴅɪᴇʙɪʀᴅ  🌰‏ @Hoodiebird 21 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Also don't make a duckface while eating a banana in public unless you're a porn star

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      1. Andrei‏ @andreidanpop 21 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I'll bring the banana to my mouth AND my mouth to the banana, so they meet halfway.

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. Claudia ✨‏ @JesseZ_girl 21 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @JLynn_XoXoX the proper way to eat a banana 🍌

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Jess‏ @JLynn_XoXoX 21 Jul 2017
        Replying to @JesseZ_girl @TheWeirdWorld

        & no eye contact!

        0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
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      2. Gay Whale‏ @Perducle_09 21 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        B E G O N E T H O T S

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Jack Wilton‏ @Jacko10003 21 Jul 2017
        Replying to @Perducle_09 @TheWeirdWorld

        The new thoty b gon nerf gun in store now

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. French Kiwi Juice‏ @Zebi_Abzulius 22 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @xtchx_skxn live lessons

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. French Kiwi Juice‏ @Zebi_Abzulius 22 Jul 2017
        Replying to @Zebi_Abzulius @TheWeirdWorld @xtchx_skxn

        Life****

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. kaykay‏ @xtchx_skxn 22 Jul 2017
        Replying to @Zebi_Abzulius @TheWeirdWorld

        Loooooo

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Jose Reyes‏ @r3dxfaction 21 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Never look at someone in the eye as you eat said banana

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      1. Human Advocates‏ @human_advocates 21 Jul 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/S0XSu56Lyz

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      2. Jean‏ @Seamlikejean 21 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I swear lolpic.twitter.com/2qHcFqwCbt

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      1. GF Dinners Delivered‏ @budgetbosslady 21 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That's what she said

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      1.  🎃Demon Delta 🎃‏ @delta_delirious 21 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Lifesaving

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      1. Smooth Mango‏ @FruitSaladGuy1 21 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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      1. Jack Hemsley‏ @JackHemsley4 22 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        And never close your eyes when you're doing it. Or make eye contact with someone.

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