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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 21 Jul 2017

    If James Bond is the world’s most famous spy, that would also make him the world’s worst spy.

    10:03 AM - 21 Jul 2017
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      2. Justus Paiewonsky‏ @justpaiewonsky 21 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        You're confusing meta-levels. In the fictional world where Bond exists, he's not famous.

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      3. Simply_Tseli‏ @Tselism 21 Jul 2017
        Replying to @justpaiewonsky @TheWeirdWorld

        😁😂😀 love your response

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      4. MT‏ @MT_NextForce_ 21 Jul 2017
        Replying to @Tselism @justpaiewonsky @TheWeirdWorld

        Love the fact that you guys are taking it somewhat seriously 🙂

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      5. Simply_Tseli‏ @Tselism 21 Jul 2017
        Replying to @MT_NextForce_ @justpaiewonsky @TheWeirdWorld

        😁😂😂

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      1. Will Reese‏ @wreese27 21 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        He should never let people film his life. That was his first mistake

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      2. ennegrai‏ @ennegrai 21 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        A spy who drives the most expensive cars, wears expensive suits, walks into a bar and makes sure everyone knows he is around.

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      1. Vince Wray‏ @vince_wray 21 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        But James Bond could just be an alias passed down to agents throughout the years. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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      1. Jonathan campeau‏ @Gaming_Djo 21 Jul 2017
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        Let the spy fallll, cookies crumbleeeee

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      1. TALIHO‏ @lopez_tal 21 Jul 2017
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      1. Cheshire𐂂‏ @CheshireZyy 21 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        why r u telling the truth??😂

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      1. Gentle Gorilla‏ @hemasagar94 21 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Well, it would, wouldn't it. 🤔😂

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      1. Danny Pinion‏ @sirala6 21 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @GodivaInBlue

        They played off that in Casino Royale. Truth is he knows they know he knows they know. So it evens out.

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      1. Kalen McClain‏ @SmOOthCrimina_ 21 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @LiberumMind

        If someone knows your a spy yet they can't seem to ever stop you I'm pretty sure that makes u a good ass spy

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      2. Ethan Labrenz‏ @elabrenz11 21 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Isn't it crazy we don't even know the name of China's secret service?

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      1. The half blurred prince 🇰🇪‏ @actuallymuthami 21 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        how about sterling archer

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      1. Purplefart‏ @Purplefart1814 21 Jul 2017
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      1. David Dugan‏ @davidpdugan 21 Jul 2017
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        @arutherford98 yooo

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      1. According to Hofmann‏ @According2Hof 21 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        So true. Have you ever heard of agent 008? No? Exactly.

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