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@HecDaevis Make this the main focus of one of your books. I need this in my life. -
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Quarantined Love


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Could be, but I think the people dressing up in Vagina suits really scared them off.
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OMFG NASA NEEDS TO GET OVER HERE
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Aliens don't visit because we sent them naked pics and directions to our house. Total creep alert!
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We are the spores they tested on this planet. "Welp. That failed."
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What if you're just in the shower having "Shower Thoughts"


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All of life on earth is a disease that emits suffering as a byproduct of its existence
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hey E.T visited us
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Could be, they could have evolved to breathe something else that isn't destructive
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