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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 18 Jul 2017

    The biggest joke of Spongebob is that he can work in a fast food restaurant and still afford to buy a house.

    5:59 PM - 18 Jul 2017
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      2. Gamnic‏ @Gamnic43 18 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        But his house came from the land of the humans for free

        1 reply 0 retweets 18 likes
      3. Leon‏ @dranoeI 18 Jul 2017
        Replying to @Gamnic43 @TheWeirdWorld

        Episode one: a house seller is showing new houses to spongebob, when a pineapple falls from the surface and he buys it

        0 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
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      2. Nick Fulgoni‏ @nickfullofgoni 18 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        He's the head chef of the biggest restaurant in bikini bottom

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      3. Battery_Diamond‏ @JACM2006 18 Jul 2017
        Replying to @nickfullofgoni @TheWeirdWorld

        Correction. He's the ONLY chef of the biggest restaurant in bikini bottom

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      4. thejdee‏ @dunfeeJIII 19 Jul 2017
        Replying to @JACM2006 @nickfullofgoni @TheWeirdWorld

        Still makes him head chef

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. gang☆star time‏ @burnthhouse 18 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        You fool. He bought that house before the Krusty Krab. Watch the movies

        1 reply 2 retweets 28 likes
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      1. Stormy‏ @StormySquish 18 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        He owned the house before he got that job, did you not watch the show?

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      1. Olivia‏ @Pc0livia 18 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        It's a pineapple..

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      1. Zeke Oakley‏ @zeke_oakley 18 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        The biggest joke about Spongebob is the show itself; it's only good for the dank memes

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      2. Lord of Cynicality‏ @CynicalityLord 18 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @AmandaHilden

        Maybe land values suck in Bikini Bottom though.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3.  ✴Anna‏ @LilOld3ChordMe 18 Jul 2017
        Replying to @CynicalityLord @JTdabbagian and

        Probably so, since the area was likely radiated due to all of the nuclear weapons testing on the Bikini Atoll.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Alicia‏ @Alicia25932752 18 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        No the wird part is that mr.crabs doesn't even pay Sponge bob

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      1. Sigmund Floyd‏ @SigVicious50 18 Jul 2017
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        Squigward must collect welfare because I've never seen him do an honest day's work.

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      2. Stully‏ @american19 18 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Patrick has no job but still lives beside S-Bob , albeit in a much more humble home.

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      1. Cita ~치타~‏ @citacita1004 18 Jul 2017
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        He starts working at 3 am to count the sesame seeds...🙄

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      2. cle‏ @BrundenHeywud 18 Jul 2017
        Replying to @MoWillPls @TheWeirdWorld

        Yeah but even working 40 hr weeks it still isn't enough to buy such a nice house and pay for all his luxuries

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      3. cle‏ @BrundenHeywud 18 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BrundenHeywud @MoWillPls @TheWeirdWorld

        And even with all the business that the Krusty Krab gets it's not like Krab's cheap ass would give them their tips

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