What if they get your order wrong?
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You're on track to get a PhD, and you're running a Twitter account
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Lmao it's like a dad joke AND a doctor joke. Your waiter would probably not laugh
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R.I.P. PHD Flopper
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(It's a social experiment to see how many people actually get it)
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PhD = pizza hut delivery
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What happens when a doctor eats an apple?
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Whats your topping organ failure or medical marijuana
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And people who love apples can say 'well at least that keeps the doctor away'... to spend more time in the shower hopefully
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I hope you'll consider writing me an RX for a healthy dose of pizza.
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I hear you have to write a book to get a PhD, will you make a book revolved around shower thoughts? I would buy it.
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I wouldn't bet on it. They'll probably give you olives instead of anchovies.
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I bet you don't get all of those thoughts while in the shower.
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