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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 16 Jul 2017

    If two people blink at exactly the same time without the other noticing, a staring contest could last forever.

    9:31 PM - 16 Jul 2017
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    • David Bradshaw S4m Livia Jenish Maharjan 💜Love, Sisiy 💜 Katerina Zacharias Roopchand Mahanthi 👁️ I(ta)chi and 199 others i am: dead bc of skz and mx #mono
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      1. em_ily‏ @emmisok 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        This is deep.pic.twitter.com/er387miRKf

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      2. BReaTH‏ @_BReaTH_ 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        u spend too much time in the shower

        1 reply 0 retweets 27 likes
      3. that spookman‏ @thatsuguy 17 Jul 2017
        Replying to @_BReaTH_ @TheWeirdWorld

        that spookman Retweeted that spookman

        I hope you're joking 😑https://twitter.com/thatsuguy/status/881545778715426816 …

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        there are people that actually think @TheWeirdWorld is some person tweeting from their shower pic.twitter.com/9yP73GHTIL
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      4. BReaTH‏ @_BReaTH_ 18 Jul 2017
        Replying to @thatsuguy @TheWeirdWorld

        ?? I've always thought he was in the shower tweeting with his water resistant phone.. I'm really disappointed now

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      1.  🔥Buttercup face 🔥‏ @fazeelahmedsyed 16 Jul 2017
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        show me bewbs and it'll last longer than that

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      1. sammylomax‏ @sammylomax 17 Jul 2017
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        But they would realise that the other person must of blinked if they didn't notice them blink

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      1. already tired of halloween‏ @PilthyPhine 17 Jul 2017
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        You would see their eyes half-closed as yours were and vice versa

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      1. Shiva Potter‏ @shivapotter2005 17 Jul 2017
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        Now I know how to beat the rulespic.twitter.com/94IiJ2JjHJ

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      1. lauxi‏ @hi_im_lauxi 16 Jul 2017
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        @Pleesherrpic.twitter.com/EJmPMUIhBb

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      1. ELz_the_God7777777‏ @JosephLReign1 17 Jul 2017
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        Maybe one has

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      1. Purplefart‏ @Purplefart1814 17 Jul 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/mwjJIbr9pc

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      1.  ☁‏ @INDlTHA 17 Jul 2017
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        It's 0.001% possibility for me, cause human's eyes blinking so fast, it's about 10-20 miliseconds.

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      1. Anon_XZ‏ @Anon_XZ 17 Jul 2017
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        It's so refreshing to h at amusing ideas for a. Change! Excellent site!😁❤️

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      1. Travel with Shama‏ @travelwithshama 17 Jul 2017
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        and nobody will win

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      1. Ben IG MA‏ @_benIGMA 16 Jul 2017
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        i'd advice you you stay off the green but if i took the same advice, i'd prolly die of withdrawals

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      1. Marco A Ramos Jr.‏ @TruDragon88 16 Jul 2017
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        Unless one admits that they blinked

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      2. Daniel Carnaúba‏ @dancarnauba 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        try a staring contest with the mirror, you can never win

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      3.  ☁‏ @INDlTHA 17 Jul 2017
        Replying to @dancarnauba @TheWeirdWorld

        Oh, u can never end the game actually.

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