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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 16 Jul 2017

    Why does Garfield hate Mondays so much? It’s not like he had a job. He’s a cat.

    3:02 PM - 16 Jul 2017
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      1. Ruby‏ @Miss_RubyGr 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        He is not a cat. He's THE cat

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      2. Hannah Banana‏ @fluffy_potato_7 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Maybe it's because something CATastrophic happened to him every Monday...

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      3. Briana‏ @Bri96997322 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @fluffy_potato_7 @TheWeirdWorld

        Oh no meow we are getting into puns...

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      1. Kyle... just kyle‏ @KyleBuckner13 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Don't you know that Monday is cat sacrifice day that's why he never goes outside on Monday

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      1. Jerk Skeletalon‏ @Dangus_McPangus 16 Jul 2017
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        And life is just a cruel game where the goal is to steal something else's carbon. Nothing matters, especially Garfield.

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      1. Megan Spurgin‏ @megan_spurgin 16 Jul 2017
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        Everyday is a Monday for a cat, they hate everything. 😂😂

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      1. tom hollands trash 🦄‏ @ashton_marsbar 16 Jul 2017
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        He didn't want to live

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      1. Mrs. Lucifer‏ @Ar_Shivangni 16 Jul 2017
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        Sheldon asks this in an episode of The Big Bang Theory.

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      1. Spooky Sarah 💀 🎃 👻 🧟‍♀️‏ @unicornswag214 16 Jul 2017
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        Because the author is projecting his feelings into his work

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      1. Erick Roy‏ @EricRoy67074248 21 Jul 2017
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        It's true

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      1. luna  🎃 💀 👻‏ @Icatthinkofword 18 Jul 2017
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        Monday is still terrible

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      1. puggles‏ @TheABomb2 17 Jul 2017
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        He hated mondays because he was by himself all day with hus owner i cant remeber his name

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      1. frank‏ @Thebe01 17 Jul 2017
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        I think his just a pussy...

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      1. Manal Faheem Khan‏ @ManalFaheemKhan 17 Jul 2017
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        Peer pressure.

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      1. Peter's Thoughts‏ @RhodeIsland32 17 Jul 2017
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        Because his diets always began on a Monday

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      1. Christian Willmon‏ @Cwillm10 16 Jul 2017
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        Isn't that the joke??

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