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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 14 Jul 2017

    I care way too much about the pattern my vacuum leaves on the carpet.

    4:31 PM - 14 Jul 2017
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      1. OwnerOfMonkeyNuts‏ @CMcAlister79 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Holy shit!! I thought I was the only one. Well, hot damn!!

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      2. Danielle Marie Rush‏ @drush17zoey 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @hj_robertson17 @ You no doubt 😂👏🏽

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      3. Hannah‏ @hj_robertson17 15 Jul 2017
        Replying to @drush17zoey @TheWeirdWorld

        You so right 😂

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      1. ~Missy~‏ @MissyJan28 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Legit. True story😄😄😄😄

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      1. Lady Karen Maiorano‏ @TheLadyKaren 14 Jul 2017
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        ME TOO!

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      2. Pete‏ @4PetesSake619 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Same with my mower with the grass

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      3. Madame Mercer  💋‏ @dondon69m 15 Jul 2017
        Replying to @4PetesSake619 @TheWeirdWorld

        You too? My husband goes mad if his stripes aren't right!!!

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      4. Pete‏ @4PetesSake619 15 Jul 2017
        Replying to @dondon69m @TheWeirdWorld

        Yes! The stripes have to be right on the grass. If not, it's amateur hour...

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. etihW nwahS  🐢‏ @blindfloyd 14 Jul 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/pR6d8NoyE3

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      1. Edison Aardvark‏ @edisonaardvark 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Also if space is a vacuum how come there's so much dust and debris. Somebody clean that mess up.

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      1. Sue 🌊voteblueNov6th‏ @resister1313 14 Jul 2017
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        OCD

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      1. Tristan 🎷‏ @2billionmade 14 Jul 2017
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        I literally thought I was the only one

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      1. Rose‏ @doctorfan57 14 Jul 2017
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        My grandmother would wait for people to leave and use a broom to fix it.

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      2. Edison Aardvark‏ @edisonaardvark 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        No, this is very important. Or just don't vacuum.

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      1. sheila romersa‏ @cosmickitti 19 Jul 2017
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        You know me 😊

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      1. Jody ✯✯DC4L✯✯‏ @jodyemtp 16 Jul 2017
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        It's a challenge every time I vacuum I love it hahahaha

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      1. malphrusjanel@gmail.‏ @malphrusjanel 15 Jul 2017
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        I'm the same way!!! The pattern has to be right

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      1. BIG_E.short_e‏ @BIG_Eshort_e 15 Jul 2017
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        Which is why I have hardwood now😳 #toomuchstress

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