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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 14 Jul 2017

    As cool as a zombie apocalypse would be, realistically I’d just be one of the twats that dies in the opening credits.

    11:59 AM - 14 Jul 2017
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      1. Sean Cavanaugh‏ @SeanCavy06 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I have this whole plan for the apocalypse but, the second it happens I will just be running for my life and not sticking to my plan.

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      2. Its Sam...‏ @ChisvoSamantha 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        i do not fear the walking dead. I would start World War Z. See what I did there 😂

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      3. Hunter‏ @AynchentBurrito 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @ChisvoSamantha @TheWeirdWorld

        Stop

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      1. Janet_Parlato‏ @janet_parlato 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I would somehow be Zombie #1 from a papercut

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      2. Delcatty‏ @ThisDelcatty 14 Jul 2017
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        I'd probably just steal a bus. That way I could transport cargo and other survivors, and have a shelter. As long as we board the windows.

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      3. Delcatty‏ @ThisDelcatty 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @ThisDelcatty @TheWeirdWorld

        I'd probably try to keep some gas in containers on the bus, and raid every gas station I drove by.

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      1. OhHai‏ @ItsOhHai 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I'd like to think I'd last at least 17 and a half minutes.

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      1. Vinx‏ @VinxFTW 14 Jul 2017
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        I'd relize that moon was safe

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      1. reinVENTTWITer‏ @speaktruthFFS 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Possibly. If you're in the shower contemplating and oblivious.😉

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      1. Nagsalot‏ @nagsalot79 15 Jul 2017
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        Good. Dying first is my plan. I don't want to live through that shit.

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      1. ᶜᵃⁿ ᴵ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵃ ᵘʰʰʰ‏ @mellowedyella 14 Jul 2017
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        I sleep too much I'd wake up and my shit would be fucked

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      2. Zeph‏ @zephyr_end_ 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I mean, I got all black clothing, my grandparents have two swords in their house and I believe there is a gun somewhere around here,

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      3. amy dubois‏ @amyzen1 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @zephyr_end_ @TheWeirdWorld

        Don't get any ideas :)

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      4. Zeph‏ @zephyr_end_ 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @amyzen1 @TheWeirdWorld

        I won't ☹️

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      1. The Queen‏ @QueenKatieMae1 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I'd be one of the red shirts, for sure. People would look at me and say "Oh, she's doomed."

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      1. tabz 🇲🇽‏ @tabxgarcia 14 Jul 2017
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        @briannag501

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      1. Michelle Radich‏ @Michelle_Radich 14 Jul 2017
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        I've thought this too

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      1. Josh‏ @ThisIsJustJosh 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I think most people would be the first. People would do stupid things and doom others around them.

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      1. Alien‏ @delicia_moyer Feb 17
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        So me!

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      1. ehdwhard‏ @ehdwhard 14 Jul 2017
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        I have a shit ton of swords and knives, I'll be able to hold out for a little while

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