I have this whole plan for the apocalypse but, the second it happens I will just be running for my life and not sticking to my plan.
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i do not fear the walking dead. I would start World War Z. See what I did there

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I would somehow be Zombie #1 from a papercut
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I'd probably just steal a bus. That way I could transport cargo and other survivors, and have a shelter. As long as we board the windows.
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I'd probably try to keep some gas in containers on the bus, and raid every gas station I drove by.
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I'd like to think I'd last at least 17 and a half minutes.
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I'd relize that moon was safe
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Possibly. If you're in the shower contemplating and oblivious.
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Good. Dying first is my plan. I don't want to live through that shit.
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I sleep too much I'd wake up and my shit would be fucked
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I mean, I got all black clothing, my grandparents have two swords in their house and I believe there is a gun somewhere around here,
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I'd be one of the red shirts, for sure. People would look at me and say "Oh, she's doomed."
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I've thought this too
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I think most people would be the first. People would do stupid things and doom others around them.
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So me!
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I have a shit ton of swords and knives, I'll be able to hold out for a little while
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