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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 10 Jul 2017

    There are turtles born on the same day as me that will outlive me even though they don’t have access to healthcare.

    2:31 PM - 10 Jul 2017
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      2. GABBY‏ @jmariebrooklyn 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @alienhumanqueen

        They won't go bankrupt either

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      3. Sheetal (DnbDiva222)‏ @SheetalPatel17 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @jmariebrooklyn @TheWeirdWorld @alienhumanqueen

        Lol a bankrupt turtle.. sorry fella youre gonna have to leave your shell

        0 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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      1. Camila Cabellos Sexy Elbow‏ @SlothDhillon99 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        They will probably die from our pollution though

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      1. Bryan Miller‏ @bryanmiller307 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        With the way everything is going pretty soon you won't either

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      1. JustSomeGuy‏ @JacksRWild1 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Mitch McConnell's master plan? 🤔

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      2. DerpDurCake‏ @DerpDurCake 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Actually not all turtles/tortoises have a high lifespan but it's more common that tortoises live longer than turtles.

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      3. Charles Jackson‏ @Neo_Jackson3 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @DerpDurCake @TheWeirdWorld

        What exactly is the difference between a tortoise and a turtle?

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      4. DerpDurCake‏ @DerpDurCake 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @Neo_Jackson3 @TheWeirdWorld

        Most turtles are aquatic, although there are assumptions. Tortoises have feet that are more like elephant feet and tortoises have diff tails

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      1. Nathan R. Smith‏ @Smithery 11 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        They don't have to deal with drinking Coke - just the plastic rings.

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      1. Aimee Walz‏ @A1m33Wa 11 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        They obviously are supreme beings

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      1. Phil Barron‏ @wave01uk 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Except the ones eating all the plastic and becoming extinct of course.

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      1. A Twit‏ @_ATwit 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Then turtle gene therapy must be the only way. It's not like there's an easier more widely utilized way countries keep their people healthy.

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      1. Viewer666‏ @killer6000 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        This is what im saying idk why people are dying or so stressed out when turtles exist just transform you conciousness to turtle state.

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      1. Gwendolyn Krupa‏ @GwendolynKrupa 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Very funny

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      1. Chemmy‏ @Chem_Tek_ 10 Jul 2017
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        When people finally understand that the government isnt the only way of getting healthcare...

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      1. Magero JOE‏ @Sir_joe_magero 10 Jul 2017
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        "@TheWeirdWorld: There are turtles born on the same day as me that will outlive me even though they don’t have access to healthcare."

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      1. Shivdwivedi108@gmail‏ @shivdwivedi108 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        All is Nature

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