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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 28 Jun 2017

    Sitting on a cold toilet seat makes me physically uncomfortable. Sitting on a warm toilet seat makes me mentally uncomfortable.

    7:00 PM - 28 Jun 2017
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      2. Master of Cringe‏ @CringeMasterA 28 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Sitting on a WET toilet makes me physically AND mentally uncomfortable. 😂🙃

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Miao‏ @DuchessMiao 28 Jun 2017
        Replying to @CringeMasterA @TheWeirdWorld

        and yes

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      2. Derp‏ @lil_savage_58 28 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I love warm toilet seats. I don't care if someone else's ass was there right before mine, it's so nice and warm

        3 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Varga switch‏ @mvarga18 28 Jun 2017
        Replying to @lil_savage_58 @TheWeirdWorld

        That's so weird thoe lol ahhahaahah

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Daaa Bears‏ @cubswin_21 28 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        warm toilet, cold toilet who gives a shit....pun?

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      1. M. Sutherland-Wong‏ @michaelaksw 28 Jun 2017
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        I'll opt physical..

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      1. Skully‏ @SkullyGold 28 Jun 2017
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        Read this while sitting on a medium temperature toilet 😂

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      2. Misery‏ @Miseryteb 28 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Sitting on a toilet makes my nose uncomfortable.pic.twitter.com/VJfyN0JI5w

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      1. Mental face‏ @Ssociablemi 10 Sep 2017
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        😂😂😂😂

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      1. Domenica‏ @_hoe27_ 29 Jun 2017
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        There is no comfortable way to take a shit

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      1. Huck Finn‏ @nimimikaris 29 Jun 2017
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        I don't give a shit.

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      1. Goldfrish and 6 others‏ @Corktailer 29 Jun 2017
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        just slam toilet paper on it

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      1. Varga switch‏ @mvarga18 28 Jun 2017
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        I agree lol

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      1. Evan Peters is an absolute babe‏ @Tsubaki_Amino 28 Jun 2017
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        There is no win

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      1. ĆHŸ 🌟‏ @InfamoussXchayy 28 Jun 2017
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        Than wats comfortable

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      1. Amor‏ @AmorJyotiD 28 Jun 2017
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        It seems like you have toilet issues

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      1. Kyle Porter‏ @KylePorter2469 28 Jun 2017
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        How true

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      1. Reid Swalwell‏ @reid_swalwell 28 Jun 2017
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        For sum reason if some one sits on the toilet before me i have to wait till it gets warm again

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      1. Tanisha‏ @TanishaRaShon 28 Jun 2017
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        😂😂 I ranted about this recently

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