What if they're only slow when we look at them?
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I thought the same thing; just like the movie Secret Life of Pets!!
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If snails are so slow, how do they make an S car go?

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They have their snealth device engaged
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Teleportation.
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Their like weeping angels sort of.
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Cause snails teleport
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this made my brain laugh
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It's how sneaking up on someone works.
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Their the friggin ninjas of nature man i swear. Wed all be dead if they didnt all suffer from old age and alzheimers.
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Well, when you see it, it's usually still in the process of coming
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Thats why they are so deadly. One moment your taking a sip of coffee. The next moment a snail is suffocating you in slime.
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they roll
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Hare today goo tomorrow
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Thanks God, there are bullet trains and NO Snail trains. Otherwise our half life would have been spend on Railway crossings:-(
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