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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 25 Jun 2017

    If snails are so slow, how come nobody sees them coming? It’s always like bam, there’s a snail.

    5:34 PM - 25 Jun 2017
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      2. spooky‏ @srankinne 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        What if they're only slow when we look at them?

        3 replies 0 retweets 38 likes
      3. Becca Watkins‏ @BWatkins13 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @srankinne @TheWeirdWorld

        I thought the same thing; just like the movie Secret Life of Pets!! 🤓

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Ryan Petley‏ @PetleyRyan 25 Jun 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/w38ltww6xq

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      2. Soccer Phreak‏ @SoccerPhreak 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        If snails are so slow, how do they make an S car go? 😐 😏

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      1. Forrest E. Hines‏ @hines_forrest 25 Jun 2017
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        They have their snealth device engaged

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      1. Jess‏ @Jessiemika72 25 Jun 2017
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        Teleportation.

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      1. Eric Brown‏ @archpigeon 26 Jun 2017
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        Their like weeping angels sort of.

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      1. Simon‏ @TheFroglords 26 Jun 2017
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        Cause snails teleport

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      1. sonam‏ @sonambwillow 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        😂 this made my brain laugh 😂

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      1. Thee Brian‏ @Oyunge_B 26 Jun 2017
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        It's how sneaking up on someone works.

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      1. Arkulus‏ @Arkulus_ 25 Jun 2017
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        Their the friggin ninjas of nature man i swear. Wed all be dead if they didnt all suffer from old age and alzheimers.

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      2. FunIsInfinite‏ @funisinfinite 25 Jun 2017
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        Well, when you see it, it's usually still in the process of coming

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      1. Dakedres‏ @pixeljavascript 25 Jun 2017
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        Thats why they are so deadly. One moment your taking a sip of coffee. The next moment a snail is suffocating you in slime.

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      1. mons‏ @_amirulazri 25 Jun 2017
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        they roll

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      1. CSully‏ @Sully895C 25 Jun 2017
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        @WillowGrace_

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      1. M. Sutherland-Wong‏ @michaelaksw 25 Jun 2017
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        Hare today goo tomorrow

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      1. Sajjad Akhtar‏ @akhtar_sajjad 25 Jun 2017
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        Thanks God, there are bullet trains and NO Snail trains. Otherwise our half life would have been spend on Railway crossings:-(

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