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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 25 Jun 2017

    If a woman offers to split the bill, she is independent. If a man offers to split the bill, he is cheap.

    10:27 AM - 25 Jun 2017
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      2. Sizwe Moyo‏ @SizweMoyo 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        But if he offers to take you out, he should be prepared to pay the bill

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Kéy -♡- Smith 💎‏ @MissAmazing_27 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @SizweMoyo @TheWeirdWorld

        Exactly

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      1. that gears my grinds‏ @dedhumnscrf 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        This world is unfair and complicated. Fuck dating, I was planning on dying alone anyway.

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      1.  🌌Artsy Mess 🌌‏ @ArtisticLili 25 Jun 2017
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        If a man ask me to split the bill I'll agree because it is only fair. Or I'll pay him back.

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      1. Jordyn Melancon‏ @Jordyn_Melancon 25 Jun 2017
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        Feminism has screwed up how things like this are viewed

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      2. Chris galaska‏ @galaska_chris 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Damn double standard bull sh#t

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      3. Jess  ♓‏ @karat3mama 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @galaska_chris @TheWeirdWorld

        Imo it's more a respect thing than a double standard. It isn't about the money, its about the gesture. It says "I've got you girl."

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Trophy Son 🏆‏ @emi_OMS 26 Jun 2017
        Replying to @karat3mama @galaska_chris @TheWeirdWorld

        What about "I've got you boy "?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Orlando @ home‏ @UpBeatG 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        #doublestandards

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      1. Genre‏ @Saint_Genre 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        THE ANSWER IS THERE IS NO RIGHT ANSWER.. . . Have fun on your date :]

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      1. Lena Ghio‏ @GhioLena 25 Jun 2017
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        That's right! Keep that in mind. It is a question of kindness. If a man pays the bill, he is demonstrating he can be giving.

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      1. Don javie‏ @DonBombs 25 Jun 2017
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        Everyone always assumes the guy offered, but what if the girl asked to go would the guy still have to pay

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      1. alt‏ @__scrr 25 Jun 2017
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        if someone copies a tweet then he is plagiarist ಠ_ಠ

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      2. Nala  ⛲‏ @shirleyheavens 27 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @mdakecC

        Yes... He is ...

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      3. Mpho Kganyago‏ @mdakecC 27 Jun 2017
        Replying to @shirleyheavens @TheWeirdWorld

        Hao?😂😂

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      1. 𝕥𝕒𝕪𝕝𝕠𝕣 // 29‏ @ghxstofyoumgc 27 Jun 2017
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        Whoever offers first should pay

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      1. Ayooluwa‏ @ay_lithe 27 Jun 2017
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        How about when the woman offers to settle the whole bill?

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