There is. Headphones.
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I was thinking tazers... perhaps your suggestion is a more socially acceptable response
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Place your hand on their shoulder, look at the sky and scream. Works every time
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This also works as a conversation starter. Just depends on the person.
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If they talk to you after doing that, they're cool
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"It's only fair I inform you that I have a highly contagious lung infection"
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Live in Germany. There is no small talk!
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See I completely get rid of that problem entirely by not going outside :)
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It's called not making eye contact.
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Thy presence interests me not.
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Blank "wtf!?" stare works miracles
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Just don't shower.
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I just pull my penis out.
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I'm reading all the responses.. you are all hilarious





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Headphones
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Just ask a really personal question, is your sex life with your partner satisfying you? Works a treat!
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