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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 21 Jun 2017

    A baby is cooked at 98.6 degrees for 9 months.

    5:59 PM - 21 Jun 2017
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      2. Mr_Tuxedo‏ @Mr_Tuxedo1 21 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Speak Celcius please

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      3. Alay Bhagat‏ @alay_bhagat 21 Jun 2017
        Replying to @Mr_Tuxedo1 @TheWeirdWorld

        37° C and 310 K

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      1. Max  🏳️‍🌈‏ @Makice_Hit 21 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That's why I'm so hot ;)

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      1. David Mohr‏ @David_Mohr0 21 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That's what I think about in the shower too, cooking babies

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      1. Chris Taylor‏ @CTay1128 21 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Or 8,874 degrees for 1 month. 🤔

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      1. Cameron 🌐‏ @CAcameronON 21 Jun 2017
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        I got scared after I read the first 4 words

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      1. Brandon‏ @brandonstring 21 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Good for about 100 years

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      2. Love, Ron‏ @theBoyWhoSleeps 22 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Ugh. Farenheit users. Always give people heart attacks. 😧

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      2. HerobrineVirus‏ @VileCure 22 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @viv_arts

        @TomBoyComics

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      3. _TomBoy_‏ @TomBoyComics 22 Jun 2017
        Replying to @VileCure @TheWeirdWorld @viv_arts

        Well, 10 months really lol

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      1. Ryan Fiore  🐧‏ @RyanFiore 22 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @kendall0809

        I like really thought this was going to end horribly

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      1. Mohsin Jawed‏ @mohsinjawed66 21 Jun 2017
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        And then we get people like you 😂😂lol

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      1. M and M‏ @mbottmore 21 Jun 2017
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        10 months

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      1. ®|+E$H‏ @LeRitesh 24 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Y...yo...you really need to get outta that shower, bruh 😂😂

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      1. Mathies‏ @MathiesHappel 21 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That ain't cooking. 37°C.

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      1. Derp‏ @lil_savage_58 21 Jun 2017
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        SWEET JESUS THAT MOMEMT OF REALIZATION THO

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      1. Library Lady‏ @hot4mysoldier 21 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Actually, extra blood flow and increased metabolic rate during pregnancy increases body temp, which is why pregnant women often feel hot.

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      1. Paddy Griffin 🇮🇪‏ @XDatIrishGamerX 21 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Don't forget the yeast or it won't grow right

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