You would rule and some might drool.
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Just...no. Because...ouch. So much ouch.
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I need a good ruler


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What if you have a 4" ? Asking for a friend
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The only problem is GETTING the tattoo
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Do you work at subway? Cause I get a foot long every time I see you!
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Flaccid and it could be a tape measure


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I mean. You could. Should you.???
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But then it would be a foot
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Would they call me Footdick

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Construction foreman: shit! I forgot my tape measure in the truck. I'll be right back. Me: I got u, boss. *unzips pants*
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In my school my teachers use rulers to beat children. You have ruined it for them.
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*should
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My single sock drawer could use this
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What if you're limp??
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