I do it all the time. Nobody seems to be able to tell. 
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Tbh that could be sarcasm too..
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mathematically it isnt a lie
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What do numbers have to do with the truth?
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wow. thanks
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The best way to tell the truth is to lie sarcastically
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Politicians taking notes on this
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But still.... That's not lying ;)
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I don't have 3 dead Bobby's and a stolen cactus in my basement, that'd be absurd ha ha. (like that??)
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Just like that.
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Pssh, yeah right. Like I ever did that.
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EXACTLY
@fuzzy_trunks fuzzy_trunksthen you cannot be accused of lying...thats why it's genius! Evil genius, but hey...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Literally you
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I do this alllll the time
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But again it wouldn't be lying
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Fer real tho
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