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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 19 Jun 2017

    Jurassic park (the first) wouldn't have ended up in a disaster if Hammond paid his IT guy properly.

    8:01 PM - 19 Jun 2017
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      2. SirJellyRaptor‏ @SirJellyRaptor 19 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        But selling the eggs could net him MUCH more than what Hammond was paying him regardless of his salary.

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      3. SirJellyRaptor‏ @SirJellyRaptor 19 Jun 2017
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        So perhaps it more that he should have hired a more trustworthy IT guy

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      1. Lucas‏ @eudogmonia 19 Jun 2017
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        You're forgetting that life, uh, finds a way.

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      2. Mason Dorrbecker‏ @MasonDorrbecker 19 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I don't think Dennis Nedry planned on crashing the Jeep. Or being eaten.

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      1. David Delgado‏ @Ydid789 19 Jun 2017
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        And to think Hammond's motto was "spare no expense"

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      1.  💀 🎃Survivor Gamer of the Dark Night 🎃 💀‏ @Michael23901038 19 Jun 2017
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        Nuff said.pic.twitter.com/6VTkOpijbB

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      1. ThePermanentName‏ @AndrewScottGab2 20 Jun 2017
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        So true.

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      1. Tabbikat‏ @tabbikat42 19 Jun 2017
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        😂😂😂

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      1.  👁‏ @light__waves 20 Jun 2017
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        It's the little things..

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      1. Keem‏ @good_guy_keem7 19 Jun 2017
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        But he did but nedry was able to make a lot more by selling the embryos It could've been avoided if he listened to Malcom and didn't do it

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      1. Kay Sheridan  🌹‏ @KayAnnSheridan 19 Jun 2017
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        I'm freaking fangirling what's going on.

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