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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 10 Jun 2017

    I would pay good money for Morgan Freeman to be the voice of Siri.

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      1. Scribble‏ @scri66le 10 Jun 2017
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        I'd pay decent money for Morgan freeman to sit on my face

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      1. Wendy (Down 148 lbs)‏ @Shrinkingwendy 10 Jun 2017
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        That might change me to a iPhone user.

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      1. Ashley Daugherty‏ @SSDGIRL87 10 Jun 2017
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        Or Samuel L. Jackson

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      1. Paul Sharp‏ @Petersbrooking 11 Jun 2017
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        Or Marlon Brando. "Siri, what's the weather today?" "Mumble mumble mumble mumble." "Thanks Siri!" "Mumble."

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      1. Powdered Toast Maddux‏ @otto_maddux 10 Jun 2017
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        I want Bobcat Goldthwait for mine.

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      1. Ken Kresta‏ @Ken_Kresta 10 Jun 2017
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        Scarlett Johansson for Siri would be perfect❤️✌️👍

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      1. Edd‏ @Eddliv3 10 Jun 2017
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        Do you have that money in the first place?

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      1. Adv Nishith Pandit‏ @Adv_nishith 11 Jun 2017
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        I would rather choose Samuel L. Jackson

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      1. Dewey Chaffee‏ @deweygoeshiking 10 Jun 2017
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        Although Christopher Walken and Mr Bean would be fun. Especially in unfamiliar cities.

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      1. Em  😜‏ @amatuer13 10 Jun 2017
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        Or Paul Bettany 🤔👌

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      1. a cool guy‏ @le_pickle_ 10 Jun 2017
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        No you wouldn't

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      1. WriterToThe Bone‏ @WriterToTheBone 10 Jun 2017
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        Any man voice would be fine. Stop bossing around the female robots!

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      1. Madame Mercer  💋‏ @dondon69m 10 Jun 2017
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        No its got to be Red Pepper!! 🌶🌶

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      1. Kalynn & Kaylib‏ @KBandKL 10 Jun 2017
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        Fuck yes

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      1. SharePoint's My Game  📎‏ @spismygame 10 Jun 2017
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        He was the voice of my Garmin for a while.

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      1. Andrea Farrar‏ @AndeeFarrar 11 Jun 2017
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        Yes please.

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      1. RLLca‏ @RosieLca 11 Jun 2017
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        Gilbert Godfried. I want him to deliver my eulogy.

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      1. Shadow Hawk‏ @AMysteriousHawk 11 Jun 2017
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        I want Lil' Yachty

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