I'd pay decent money for Morgan freeman to sit on my face
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That might change me to a iPhone user.
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Or Samuel L. Jackson
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Or Marlon Brando. "Siri, what's the weather today?" "Mumble mumble mumble mumble." "Thanks Siri!" "Mumble."
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I want Bobcat Goldthwait for mine.
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Scarlett Johansson for Siri would be perfect


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Do you have that money in the first place?
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I would rather choose Samuel L. Jackson
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Although Christopher Walken and Mr Bean would be fun. Especially in unfamiliar cities.
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Or Paul Bettany

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No you wouldn't
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Any man voice would be fine. Stop bossing around the female robots!
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No its got to be Red Pepper!!

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Fuck yes
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He was the voice of my Garmin for a while.
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Yes please.
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Gilbert Godfried. I want him to deliver my eulogy.
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I want Lil' Yachty
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