Life is like a box of chocolates, halfway through you realize how sick you feel
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"I'm getting sick off these chocolates" *pulls them away from you* "Wtf Emily?!"
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help me im dying of laughter
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How do you know when you're halfway through your life if you don't know old you'll be when you die?!?!
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On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you hate yourself? If it's more than 1, at least you're an adult
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It never lasts long for fat people.
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I have heard of that one somewhere
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Very well.
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I'm (much) less than halfway through my life and I already loathe myself. My box of chocolates must be screwed up or something.
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@thfc_jordan
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Umm usually not until i hit the last row in a Toffifee box...so addicting!
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