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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 30 May 2017

    When you say “five second rule!” To validate your behavior, who are you really trying to convince? Just eat your floor food.

    9:02 PM - 30 May 2017
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      1. Oliver South‏ @notaclone72 31 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        It's to inform the germs you're invoking the Treaty of 1842; if you say it they have to give you a 5s head start b4 claiming it as their own

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      1. Derek Orange and Black‏ @derekgreen94 31 May 2017
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      2. Mom After Dark‏ @tmlpmom 30 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        My son's science experiment...don't do it!pic.twitter.com/wVB6ujvtUE

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      3. JQ_TV  📺 📹 🕹‏ @JQ_TV72 30 May 2017
        Replying to @tmlpmom @TheWeirdWorld

        I would like to know more about this experiment it looks interesting 🤔

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      4. Mom After Dark‏ @tmlpmom 30 May 2017
        Replying to @JQ_TV72 @TheWeirdWorld

        2 food samples, 3 times - 5s, 10s, 20s. Test with bread at each time + a control, test with meat at each time. Z pattern with a swab. 5 days

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      1. Jess‏ @00jsiggi 30 May 2017
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        @alliSUNS99

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      1. Fedrine Estervil‏ @FedrineE 5 Jun 2017
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        My BFF dose that all the time and i say"it was more than 5 seconds" She says"food is food"😂

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      1. andy muir‏ @fantawithbanta 31 May 2017
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        Doesn't work with ice cream, or food dropped in #dog shit does it? #5SecondRule

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      1. (Ren-a) banana boat song‏ @Swanlak3Mafia 31 May 2017
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      1. Emily.gracee‏ @emkough19 31 May 2017
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        I say 5 second roll

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      1.  ⚔️Sir ⚛️Jason ✨R 🔭Bingham 🌊‏ @titan511 30 May 2017
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        If there's verifiable 'Essence-O-Floor' there's the inevitable forlorn funeral procession of tossing the contaminated vittles. #FoodEnvy

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      1.  ☘️ ChuckYou2  🌊‏ @chuckyoutwo 30 May 2017
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        You think your countertop is much cleaner? lol Plus, after you say "5-second rule," you have to kiss the food up to heaven to kill the germs

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      1.  🇨🇦J 🇹🇹‏ @OneWh0Knocks 30 May 2017
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        I stopped saying that in my teens😅

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