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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 30 May 2017

    I think we should all take a moment and be grateful our bodies don’t shit while we’re asleep.

    1:01 PM - 30 May 2017
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      1. Powdered Toast Maddux‏ @otto_maddux 30 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Yours doesn't? I mean, yeah. Thank goodness for that!

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      2. Kendwa ♥‏ @Cess_Mbithe 30 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        😂😂😂😂 RT @TheWeirdWorld: I think we should all take a moment and be grateful our bodies don’t shit while we’re asleep.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. idk‏ @WalRanga 30 May 2017
        Replying to @Cess_Mbithe @TheWeirdWorld

        Thats not how you retweet...

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      2. George Jetfferson‏ @ForbiddenHam 30 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Then who the hell has been shitting in my bed!

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      3.  👀 of the  🌍‏ @LazySeconD 30 May 2017
        Replying to @ForbiddenHam @TheWeirdWorld

        The godfather.

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      1. Jimbo‏ @8bitbob007 30 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Does not apply to my 18 month old son lol

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      1.  👻 🧛🏼‍♀️ 🌚 𝕒𝕝𝕪𝕤𝕤𝕒  🕸 🧟‍♀️ 🦇‏ @wiignewton 30 May 2017
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        you've never gotten food poisoning from Popeyes then..

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      1. Heed the Herald‏ @estes_withat 30 May 2017
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        It all DEPENDS

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      1.  🌼Missy 🌼‏ @KayEmily2 30 May 2017
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        😂😂😂

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      1. (((peccary boy)))‏ @animalark110 30 May 2017
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        Speak for yourself...

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      1. The Rooster  🐓‏ @CockofRuuse 30 May 2017
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        I'm sure if they did we'd have a solution for it by now

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      1. Ann Schroeder‏ @AES9017 30 May 2017
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        Talk about viewing things as the glass half full!

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      1. Monsieur Blanc‏ @imonsieurblanc 30 May 2017
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        Hotels workers...

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      1. Spook Diggle‏ @ShitDiggle 31 May 2017
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        ...Unless you shit the bed.

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      1. Rosie Squires‏ @RoziSquires 31 May 2017
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        @LDG90 except yours 😂🙈

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      1. spøøkypersøn  👻 👖‏ @spongeyperson 31 May 2017
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        Or do they 🤔🤔🤔🤔

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      1. seth hubbard‏ @sethhubbard13 31 May 2017
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        well, most of us.

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      1.  😍Qinisela 😍‏ @MissKue_Angie 31 May 2017
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        thanks to the creator

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      1. Curiousfortruth@‏ @Curiousfortrut1 30 May 2017
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        Nice

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