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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 26 May 2017

    The fact that there’s a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.

    6:33 PM - 26 May 2017
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      1. Soccer Phreak‏ @SoccerPhreak 26 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Narrow is the road that leads to life but broad is the road that leads to destruction?

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      1. Czarcasm‏ @Czarcasticism 27 May 2017
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        I think it strongly indicates where road contractors will end up.

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      1. Mia2210@‏ @Mia08310601 26 May 2017
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      1. Mr S. Fox  🐺‏ @stavro_stavros 26 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @JizzaJason

        I'll be driving down that highway, AC/DC cranked right up!

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      1. Wussle Rillson‏ @AaronHuff17 26 May 2017
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        Before the industrial age people went to hell in hand baskets ,Industry is Evil

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      1. Stormy‏ @StormySquish 27 May 2017
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        Well shaving and wearing mixed fibres apparently aren't allowed yet most people do it so...

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      1. teej.‏ @TaylorFaille 26 May 2017
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        @edaoust1 well well well....

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      1. ryan moore‏ @RyanMoo03825310 26 May 2017
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        Not to mention speed limits. That sounds like the slow way up. I prefer the glass elevator

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      1. Dancing Cheese‏ @DancingCheese__ 28 May 2017
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        I wanna like this but I dj't want to be the guy that ruins the number

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      1. TheOolaLama‏ @OolaLamaYL 27 May 2017
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        I'm a grandma and I want my deodorant to smell like Cedarwood and Patchouli or at the very least Spruce. None of that flowery crap for me.

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      1. Simply_Tseli‏ @Tselism 27 May 2017
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        Keeping mum😑😱

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      1. Arlene Berman‏ @aberman 27 May 2017
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      1. Some metalhead‏ @kaijukinglord 27 May 2017
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        I think I heard that from a meme a few years back.

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      1. Bennett Bennett  🏳️‍🌈‏ @brenderson231 26 May 2017
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        Crap, I'd better shape up

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      1. Matt Berman‏ @MADEmattEB 26 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @sirDukeDevin

        That's one brilliant ass comment...

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      1. Hutch & H‏ @hutchandh 26 May 2017
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        All it's really saying is more fucking people WANT to get to hell asap. It's like bridge traffic to the beach on holidays

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      1. Gabriel  🐼‏ @YannisAdkins 26 May 2017
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        That one's deep

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