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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 25 May 2017

    A pizza is a real time pie chart of how much pizza is left.

    4:02 PM - 25 May 2017
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      1. Jason Schmidt‏ @jschmidtpio91 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Except for when the pizza place can't cut pizza to save their lives

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      2. l3randon‏ @brandon_vidrine 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Could've said pie

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      3. Nick Minadeo‏ @Film_is_Bliss 25 May 2017
        Replying to @brandon_vidrine @TheWeirdWorld

        A pizza is also called a pizza pie

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      4. l3randon‏ @brandon_vidrine 25 May 2017
        Replying to @Film_is_Bliss @TheWeirdWorld

        How often do you honestly refer to a pizza as a pizza pie

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      5. Nick Minadeo‏ @Film_is_Bliss 25 May 2017
        Replying to @brandon_vidrine @TheWeirdWorld

        Pretty often actually, not gonna lie

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      6. Crimny‏ @JakeKnobel 25 May 2017
        Replying to @Film_is_Bliss @brandon_vidrine @TheWeirdWorld

        That's just weird

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      7. Nick Minadeo‏ @Film_is_Bliss 25 May 2017
        Replying to @JakeKnobel @brandon_vidrine @TheWeirdWorld

        It's pretty normal...what do you say when you want two pies?

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      8. l3randon‏ @brandon_vidrine 25 May 2017
        Replying to @Film_is_Bliss @JakeKnobel @TheWeirdWorld

        "Can I have two _______ pies?" This hasn't been an issue for two decades of my life until now

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      1. Mr Attack Resistance‏ @AttackResist Jul 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @seraphicpetal

        pic.twitter.com/CQW6Pk9DP5

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      1. Peter Broad‏ @peterbrianb 25 May 2017
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        Not if the pizza is a party sized square one 🤔😉🤓

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      1. Chelsea~‏ @Shadow_River__ 1 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Lol I'm eating pizza right now

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      1. Sam Kelly‏ @SamKelly1907 26 May 2017
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        Damn.. never thought of it like that! Always just saw it as pizza! 😂

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      1. FOLLOWME-INVISIBLE 😂‏ @followmecaseyxo 25 May 2017
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        @MirandaMiller i wonder you are tweeting while showering ?

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      1. Åłëxîë 👄 ☠️‏ @LikeOrLuke 25 May 2017
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        I never realized that.

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      1. Baloney Cafe‏ @PaltryAndFowl 25 May 2017
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        Refreshingly brilliant.

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      1. jewels‏ @fancylikeniall 25 May 2017
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        Hahah true

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