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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 21 May 2017

    Almost every hand you’ve ever shaken has had a d*ck in it

    4:31 PM - 21 May 2017
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      2. Stormy‏ @StormySquish 21 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I don't mind, ducks are p cool

        2 replies 1 retweet 28 likes
      3. Alonedra‏ @roland_alondra 21 May 2017
        Replying to @StormySquish @TheWeirdWorld

        I love sucks

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      4. Alonedra‏ @roland_alondra 21 May 2017
        Replying to @roland_alondra @StormySquish @TheWeirdWorld

        CRAP I MEANT DUCKS DONT LIKE THIS TWEET

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      5. Alonedra‏ @roland_alondra 22 May 2017
        Replying to @roland_alondra @StormySquish @TheWeirdWorld

        Why are you like this

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Johanna♡‏ @ItsJohannaaaa 21 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        If you have to say something like this why censor it? 😂 or rather, if you have to censor it then why say it lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 35 likes
      3. Dean - H‏ @DeanH1996 21 May 2017
        Replying to @ItsJohannaaaa @TheWeirdWorld

        That's like saying why have sex if you have to wear a condom? Just cause it's no the full experience doesn't mean you can't get the job done

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      2.  ✖ Momo  ✖‏ @LFC_momo 21 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/VZgLb5IdiW

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      3. Toxic Random Rant‏ @ToxomRa 21 May 2017
        Replying to @LFC_momo @TheWeirdWorld

        Oh no not that hand! 😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4.  ✖ Momo  ✖‏ @LFC_momo 22 May 2017
        Replying to @ToxomRa @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/Vr9VltOarU

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      2. Scott Edwards‏ @scottedwards122 21 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @JoannaRagen

        There's no way I can even look at life the same anymore

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Joanna‏ @JoannaRagen 21 May 2017
        Replying to @scottedwards122 @TheWeirdWorld

        Lmfao

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Williord‏ @Williord_ 21 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Well then... I'm of to my safe space now. Anyone care to join?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Williord‏ @Williord_ 21 May 2017
        Replying to @Williord_ @TheWeirdWorld

        I'm no SJW or anything. Is just joke.

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      2. Kürbiswerfer  🎃‏ @Dosenwerfer 21 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        What if you are a weird person and always shake left hands?

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. ---‏ @schranzmotor 21 May 2017
        Replying to @Dosenwerfer @TheWeirdWorld

        I always use the left hand m8

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2.  🇨🇦J 🇹🇹‏ @OneWh0Knocks 21 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That's why I try to shake as Few hands as possible👋

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      2. _spooky_wilson‏ @_sorry_wilson 21 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @Paccityman @mjj3712 Food for thought

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      3. Richard‏ @fishard_ 21 May 2017
        Replying to @_sorry_wilson @TheWeirdWorld @mjj3712

        I didn't need this

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      4. _spooky_wilson‏ @_sorry_wilson 21 May 2017
        Replying to @fishard_ @TheWeirdWorld @mjj3712

        Yes you did everyone needs this

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