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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 19 May 2017

    A zombie outbreak could be prevented if people were buried with their shoe laces tied together.

    9:31 PM - 19 May 2017
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      2. lee‏ @___leebron 19 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        If they can open a casket and dig themselves out of 6 ft of dirt im gonna guess untying their shoes wont be much of a dilemma to them

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      2. Sasha "Spooky" Cohen‏ @dangertheatre 19 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Considering most people get buried inside 2 ton reinforced concrete vaults under 400 pounds of dirt, I'm not worried.

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      1. Eric John  🇺🇸  🇨🇵‏ @fauxEricJohn 19 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Maybe that would work with Trump, too?

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      1. Kevin Gregg‏ @KevinPaulGregg 19 May 2017
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        I don't know if future historians are gonna find this tweet u did, solving the mystery why some shoe laces were tied together in some graves

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      1. ᴬʰⁱˡᵃʳⁱᵒᵘˢ‏ @Ahilarious 20 May 2017
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        It can be prevented if you cremate the bodies, Imagine a zombie ash... A blow dryer would be enough to beat them.

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      1. ♡PrizeBITCH♡| 🌈 ♊️‏ @char_watt 20 May 2017
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        Nah defo gotta remove that bottom jaw.

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      1. ℰm-☾hantress𖤐‏ @emilyofjane 20 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Funny thing is, out of all the zombie movies/shows I've seen I have never seen one where the zombies are wearing shoes.

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      1. ॐ शांति.  🔵‏ @vishalendu 19 May 2017
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        There wouldn't be any zombie outbreak, if you just cremated the bodies instead of burying them. CDC does that for unknown vector exposure.

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      1. Chris Rio Khalifa‏ @I_Am_Chris_Rio 19 May 2017
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        So does that mean Michael Jackson will emerge as a zombie in the near future? I love how your shower gives weird thoughts 😂😂

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      1. Tyler Conrad‏ @Kolossal_Kaffee 19 May 2017
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        Unless they're in shallow graves the weight of earth above them would make it impossible for them to get out. Also physics still exists

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      2. Kiersten Winfrey‏ @kmwinfrey 19 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @KaiserHntr my shoe laces are always tied

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      1. Roger Ramirez‏ @Ra65627042Roger 20 May 2017
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        Better yet people should have their mouths glued shut to prevent infection.

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      1. Elizabeth Anne  🌾 🍂‏ @lizzybethAnne19 20 May 2017
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        or just padlock the coffin. 🙆

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      1. Kelly Minx‏ @BunzieKellz 20 May 2017
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        😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂 LMFAO

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      1. Chris Conley‏ @merlin4201969 20 May 2017
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        Not to worry; Zombis don't truly exist. I'm more concerned about being 2 close to a riot. In this country it'll happen soon enough.

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