If they can open a casket and dig themselves out of 6 ft of dirt im gonna guess untying their shoes wont be much of a dilemma to them
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Considering most people get buried inside 2 ton reinforced concrete vaults under 400 pounds of dirt, I'm not worried.
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Maybe that would work with Trump, too?
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I don't know if future historians are gonna find this tweet u did, solving the mystery why some shoe laces were tied together in some graves
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It can be prevented if you cremate the bodies, Imagine a zombie ash... A blow dryer would be enough to beat them.
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Nah defo gotta remove that bottom jaw.
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Funny thing is, out of all the zombie movies/shows I've seen I have never seen one where the zombies are wearing shoes.
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There wouldn't be any zombie outbreak, if you just cremated the bodies instead of burying them. CDC does that for unknown vector exposure.
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So does that mean Michael Jackson will emerge as a zombie in the near future? I love how your shower gives weird thoughts

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Unless they're in shallow graves the weight of earth above them would make it impossible for them to get out. Also physics still exists
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Better yet people should have their mouths glued shut to prevent infection.
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or just padlock the coffin.
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Not to worry; Zombis don't truly exist. I'm more concerned about being 2 close to a riot. In this country it'll happen soon enough.
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