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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 18 May 2017

    So I just learned ejaculation comes out at 27mph. That makes it illegal in a School zone.

    9:31 PM - 18 May 2017
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      2. Marty Mcfly‏ @Out4Tim3 18 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I think ejaculation in a school zone would be illegal regardless of it's speed.

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      4. Marty Mcfly‏ @Out4Tim3 19 May 2017
        Replying to @mimi49120 @TheWeirdWorld @Puba62

        Dirty law breakers!pic.twitter.com/8hHGnN5XDe

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      1. Leila Wilde‏ @LeilaWildeMFC 18 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Haha that's awesome! Although, most things fun are illegal in a school zone!

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      1. Jack Hemsley‏ @JackHemsley4 19 May 2017
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        Yes. That is the only reason why it is illegal in a school zone.

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      1. isaac_wiley16‏ @isaacwiley1652 19 May 2017
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        It's illegal in a school zone for more than one reason

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      1. J‏ @SpotterVirtual 18 May 2017
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        Dafuq 😂

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      1. Z Zaki‏ @Z_Z_513 30 Jun 2017
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        I tried this and, now I'm illegal within 50 yards of a school zone.

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      1. STAMPYL0N9N05E‏ @STAMPYL0N9N05E 19 May 2017
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        It's actually 31mph

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      1. Ashlee Acosta‏ @itsmeeeashlee 19 May 2017
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        For more reasons than one.....😒

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      1. The Dude®‏ @T_h_e_D_u_d_e_ 19 May 2017
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        Cold shower time! 💦🚿⌛️

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      1. William Jefferis‏ @WHJefferis 19 May 2017
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        That is wrong on so many levels

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      1. Sowon PT‏ @SPT_oko_eyan 19 May 2017
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        Bwahahahahaha... You don't say! @kpeetee @hamsong2003 @BamoAdonis @

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      1. John Kalal‏ @johnnyk117 19 May 2017
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        @Russ_02 lol

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      1. seth hubbard‏ @sethhubbard13 19 May 2017
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        not the only reason. lol.

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      1. Michelle Ehlke‏ @michellehlke 19 May 2017
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        @juddj97

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      1. Stormy‏ @StormySquish 19 May 2017
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        As it should be, really...

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      1. unpretty‏ @darkntwistish 19 May 2017
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        This explains so much.

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      1. Shawn‏ @Shawnglade 18 May 2017
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        I think ejaculation in a school zone is illegal in itself

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