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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 17 May 2017

    The early bird gets the worm… what about the worm? He was up early and got eaten alive.

    10:19 AM - 17 May 2017
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      1. Chris Jackson‏ @noskcajc58 17 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Where does it say he got ate?? They could have gone home and lived happily ever after

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      2. Not All Who Wander Are Lost  🦅 🇺🇲‏ @SeppTheTrusted 17 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        The 2nd mouse gets the cheese.

        2 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
      3. 天‏ @RealLaone 17 May 2017
        Replying to @SeppTheTrusted @TheWeirdWorld

        The cat gets the second mouse

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      4. Derek Orange and Black‏ @derekgreen94 17 May 2017
        Replying to @RealLaone @TheWeirdWorld

        This is depressing

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      5. 天‏ @RealLaone 17 May 2017
        Replying to @derekgreen94 @TheWeirdWorld

        Its hard to win in this world bro

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      1. Baskdevil‏ @Bask_devil 17 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Actually the worn was up late and hence he got eaten

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      2. عماد العبدالله‏ @emad_abdullah 17 May 2017
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        Late worms will be eaten by late birds too

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      2. Marianne Valentine  🇿🇦  🐘‏ @MarianneValen20 17 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        cc @ejcs

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      3. Erin Conway-Smith‏Verified account @ejcs 17 May 2017
        Replying to @MarianneValen20 @TheWeirdWorld

        exactly. avoid breakfast meetings.

        0 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
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      1. Space Force Lt. Kylo the Deceiver‏ @letsgobulls_24 17 May 2017
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        Don't settle for being the worm; strive to be the bird.

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      1. Ryan Judkins‏ @Judster76 17 May 2017
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        Early to bed, early to rise and your girl goes out with some other guy

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      1. Chishala Chabala‏ @cchabala0407 19 May 2017
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        The early birds catches the early worm. The late worm lives on.

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      1. Deepenka Shrestha‏ @The_Deepenka 18 May 2017
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        Worms are mostly nocturnal!

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      1. Citizen Nomad‏ @CitizenNomad 18 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @mattbmartin

        What if he was up late, drinking all night and was careless? Maybe that's why he got eaten...

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      1. Bloom  🌸‏ @VianneyLarry 17 May 2017
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        poor worm. Its called life cycle.

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      1.  👽 👻 🕷nɐʇɐlıɐ 🇵🇷 🎃 👑 ✨‏ @_nyatalia 17 May 2017
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        @lelidepp

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      1. MEXZI PETE ‏ @mexzipete 17 May 2017
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        Earth s a funny place to live in.

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      1. Erika‏ @MythicalErika 17 May 2017
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        yeah exactly!!

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      1. Shaun Morrissey‏ @ShaunMoz89 17 May 2017
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        the second mouse gets the cheese

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