Alan, why'd you retweet this. You're 95 pounds.
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I'd be malnutritious in seconds
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Then again I would lose so fast I'd implode and become a black hole or something
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Ya boi would be anorhexic
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How about trying to gain weight instead? You won't lose motivation there since you're getting hungry more and more!
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I would turn to dust
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Try garcinia cambogia. Follow the instructions on the box. Lose ur excess weight. Be happy.
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Then there's gonna two things you're losing
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Smoke weed
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Why are you just starting to tweet relatable stuff now?
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