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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 14 May 2017

    Traffic lights are robots that we’ve obeyed for 100 years.

    10:57 AM - 14 May 2017
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      1. Ervey Rose Villareal‏ @Erveyyya 14 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        programed for and by us. Even though I do not always obey them.

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      1. GawdSamit‏ @GawdSamit 14 May 2017
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        Clocks are machines that we have obeyed for 600 years

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      1. Sabrina Catherine‏ @AkMezzoSoprano 16 May 2017
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        I always giggle thinking about aliens watching us being controlled by colored lights.... 😂😂😂

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      1. Nick‏ @Konix25 15 May 2017
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        I've always imagined someone sitting in an office watching the cameras and pressing a button to control traffic. xD

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      1. Andile Ace Magxaki‏ @Acey_10 14 May 2017
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        In South Africa we call traffic lights, robots. Lol.

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      1. stoph‏ @DieStof 14 May 2017
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        We even call them that in my country, no jokes

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      2. Ethan Melvick‏ @Spacekraken1 14 May 2017
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        First

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      1. Republic of Cows‏ @theotherdemon02 14 May 2017
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        And humans need to be herded to selfdiscipline

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      1. ŋąɬɧąŋıɛι ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°‏ @Natty_H_1770 17 May 2017
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        Yea but they save lives tho

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      1. P. Lad‏ @PoojaLad_ 16 May 2017
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        @its__Alvin

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      1. Raleigh Brecht‏ @RbrechtTx 15 May 2017
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        needless to say they did well.

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      1. Steven Bowker‏ @jmbfn 14 May 2017
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        150 years

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      1. Heretic‏ @iDarkastic 14 May 2017
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        We #Indians are a different species.

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      1. Kürbiswerfer  🎃‏ @Dosenwerfer 14 May 2017
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        I consider nothing without moving parts a robot.

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      1. Ankit‏ @Edmond_dante_ 14 May 2017
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        Better to obey the robots instead of obeying courts for years.

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      1. Stormy‏ @StormySquish 14 May 2017
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        Stretching the term robot by a large margin there, that's like saying clapper lights are robots we rely on to see...

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      1.  🐺 🖤‏ @thelilpanther 14 May 2017
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        They are slowly rising °-°

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