My hygenist is hot, so I eat a bag of Oreos in the waiting room 
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I wonder if dentists hold back giggles when they see those inflamed, bleeding gums & tartar encrusted teeth, all nicely, freshly brushed.
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lol I always use to do that, and he'd still find crap in there.
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That and also being polite and not having messy teeth and bad breath belching out of you while they're trying to work
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Not even close!
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yep, too little, too late!
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Thats when I floss lmao. every 4 weeks. I got braces ppl...its hard and annoying....stop looking at me
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Me all the time
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It's more like farting before you go into the exam room
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