Every conversation I've ever had that started with "We need to talk", "I've been thinking", or "You know what?" has always been a disaster.
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"I think I'm pregnant"
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He launched the nukes.
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You got him there, man
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ya, the one thing that can cause the human race anxiety :|
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Em espanhol é só uma palavra: "hablemos"
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"We're out of milk" didn't make first?!
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"It's cancer, not operable" Is probably slightly worrying as well
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"There is no cure."
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or if you're mum says "can you come here"
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"I'm pregnant, it's yours."
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"I just shit myself."
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Me: Husbando we need to talk Husbando: *homer*pic.twitter.com/smB1C0Tuvc
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"There's no more food"
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I agree.... It never leads to anything good. We need to talk... Almost like an ending. The end... We need to talk... About?
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"trump won the election"
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