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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 5 May 2017

    The sentence “I never said she stole my bike” can be read with seven different meanings, depending on which word you emphasize.

    2:00 PM - 5 May 2017
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    • stephanie farhan malik Umar Shaikh Ashley Bass Tamir C. Bejar Tori & Kehlani 🙇🏾‍♀️ Where’s Hey Arnold? Augusta Tiemoko Coulibaly
    25 replies 981 retweets 3,406 likes
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      2. Manu Magalhães‏ @manumagalhaes 5 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Wouldn't it be eight ways? If you don't emphasise any specific word, you have the 8th and most direct meaning of the sentence.

        1 reply 2 retweets 40 likes
      3. Antek Czujwid‏ @B_Annan71 5 May 2017
        Replying to @manumagalhaes @TheWeirdWorld

        Then the meaning would be the same as it would be when word 'never' would be emphasised

        1 reply 1 retweet 10 likes
      4. Manu Magalhães‏ @manumagalhaes 5 May 2017
        Replying to @B_Annan71 @TheWeirdWorld

        Oh, I'm bugged. Emphasis on "never" could be a way to deny vehemently, rather than simply stating you haven't said that. Am I tripping?

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      5. Antek Czujwid‏ @B_Annan71 5 May 2017
        Replying to @manumagalhaes @TheWeirdWorld

        But why would you say that at all then? To emphasise that you've NEVER said such thing 🙂

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      6. Manu Magalhães‏ @manumagalhaes 5 May 2017
        Replying to @B_Annan71 @TheWeirdWorld

        If I were wrongly accused of saying that, I'd strongly deny it. But yeah, you might be right :)

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      7. Antek Czujwid‏ @B_Annan71 5 May 2017
        Replying to @manumagalhaes @TheWeirdWorld

        I know what you're up to, I just don't think that makes a whole different meaning 😉

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      8. Manu Magalhães‏ @manumagalhaes 5 May 2017
        Replying to @B_Annan71 @TheWeirdWorld

        Yeah... I must concede that :)

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. 'Fist of Truth'‏ @Rich_the_Human 5 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        How long are you in the shower for bro? Lol

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      1. Mike‏ @mikeproffittt 5 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        quality.

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      2. Adrian Wright‏ @citysleuth 5 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        So who the fk *did* steal your bike?

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
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      1. Ezra Lebowitz‏ @BradynBelichick 5 May 2017
        Replying to @FaisalTheGooner @TheWeirdWorld

        The only possible ways

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      2. Aniket Palekar‏ @AniketPalekar1 5 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        i am the only one who dont know the meaning of emphasize...😶

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      1. Dr Tejinder Rawal‏ @rawalts 5 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        In my school I had read this example: Though shall not steal thy neighbour's goods.

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      1. Clare Gould‏ @FrostiBEAR 5 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Blown my mind! (After reading it seven different times)

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      1. Himiko Ogawa‏ @himiko_ogawa 6 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        whoa.

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      1. Czarcasm‏ @Czarcasticism 5 May 2017
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        Not the same with "I support Trump", somehow.

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