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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 4 May 2017

    Certain women won’t date a guy who lives with his mom, but will date a guy who lives with his wife.

    5:00 PM - 4 May 2017
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      1. Tammy‏ @DagNabbitTammy 4 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That's shockingly accurate...

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      2. Jeff Brady‏ @therealjbrady 4 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That's why the sentence starts with the word certain. Certain people wanna watch the world burn.

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      3. Jake Boyd‏ @DraxDaDeleter 4 May 2017
        Replying to @therealjbrady @TheWeirdWorld

        Then certain worlds wanna watch the people burn.

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      1. Steve MF Smith‏ @BNG_akaBigBlack 4 May 2017
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        guy who lives with mom probably has no $ and girls love $

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      2. Pheonix Smith‏ @CallistaCyber 4 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I say no to both. If the man is married... Hold off til they get a divorce. Dont ruin a marriage. If not working then they know what to do..

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      3.  👻Jana misses Gabriel 🎃‏ @datajana 5 May 2017
        Replying to @CallistaCyber @TheWeirdWorld

        Tell that to my ex 😒

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      1. Umm Ismael Muslimah‏ @Ummismaelsf 6 May 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        A family member dated several married men. Each 1 lied & said they were divorced or a widower (he WAS separated). He said "She came back!"

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      1. david reber‏ @TheReber007 5 May 2017
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        Because women are cutthroat and more competitive than men.

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      1. CinnamonFire‏ @CinnamonFire131 5 May 2017
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        🤤🙃

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      1. Davis Barthelemy‏ @BarthelemyDavis 5 May 2017
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        Funny and true.

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      1. DiegoIntriago‏ @DiegoIntriag0 4 May 2017
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        BOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      1. ZERO‏ @JR_Kali_79 4 May 2017
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        sad but true

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      1. The Empress Of Snow‏ @EmpressofSnow8 4 May 2017
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        So true and so sad. Hoes....

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      1. Kaden Goats‏ @KadenCG 4 May 2017
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        ouch

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      1. blamitter  ✏️ avions de paper‏ @Blamitter 4 May 2017
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        Would they date a guy living under the shower?

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      1. Malcolm King‏ @Malcolmk1ng 4 May 2017
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        makes total sense…

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      1. Ceci‏ @orchidtree41 4 May 2017
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        So true !

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