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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 29 Apr 2017

    Pregnancy is like a group project where one person gets stuck with all the work.

    10:33 AM - 29 Apr 2017
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      1.  🎃Ⓐ IT'S FALL ☭ 🍂‏ @ItsNotEmmi 29 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        But then after it's finished the other partner has to present and either does really well or fails horribly

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      2. Allgrowdupnow‏ @allgrowdupnow 29 Apr 2017
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        Don't know what sort of sex you've been having, but my pregnancies were only pair work?!

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      3. ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵗʰᵃⁿᵒˢ ⁱˢ ᵖᵒᵒʳ‏ @Ayoo_LynnBaby 29 Apr 2017
        Replying to @allgrowdupnow @TheWeirdWorld

        Lol but you had to do all the work in carrying the baby

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      1. Sarim Khan‏ @SarimYousafzai 29 Apr 2017
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        I don't fully see the analogy

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      1. Leilani‏ @leilani080 30 Apr 2017
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        @AmandaTeal93

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      1. MogaleMalatjiInc‏ @MogaleInc 29 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @KhandaniM

        I like this. It is the same as investment. You give the founder money & you still own a big part of the company.

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      1. Sara saad‏ @Sotaibi88 29 Apr 2017
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        😂😂

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      2. Jackson‏ @jgard827 29 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @furnia_alayna figured you may chuckle

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      3. Alayna Furnia‏ @furnia_alayna 29 Apr 2017
        Replying to @jgard827 @TheWeirdWorld

        Yes!!! Lmao 😂

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      1.  💀 🍁 🔮mikaila 🔮 🍁 💀‏ @mikailabarbosaa 30 Apr 2017
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        @DarrenDemoraes

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      1. Asmau‏ @bbd4ab51235b446 29 Apr 2017
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        So true

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      1. Martinelapasfine‏ @licochat 29 Apr 2017
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        So, so fucking true

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      2. liv  ⚾️ ⚾️‏ @Liv_K13 29 Apr 2017
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        @Bressonator_Ro 😂😂😂😂😂

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      3. Rosie Bresson‏ @Bressonator_Ro 29 Apr 2017
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        Oh Christ 😂

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      1. Gillie‏ @Varrhen 29 Apr 2017
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        Lol Eve was the one who ate from the tree first

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      1. chels‏ @ChelsVlogs 29 Apr 2017
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        @RjBono

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      1. Mel MaBelle‏ @Mvan82 29 Apr 2017
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        Bahaha so fucking true!!!

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