What if smells good when its 100 times stronger?
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You act like they don't do it to us. Do you have pets?
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Yeah but they probably like the smell, with their insistence on smelling each other's butts and everything lol
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My dog farts way more than I do
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Cause our pet don't "say omg wtf did you eat"
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You're smart enough to know not to use apostrophes to pluralize words.
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and dogs will eat poop.
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Now I'm a bit feeling bad.... but i pick up their poo, so it's fine
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You sick man
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Hahaha, they choking ducks outside
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Yeah, but they like it.
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Yeah well my cat also sticks his head in my boots to smell them so I really don't think that he cares
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Coz they don't criticize you like hoomans
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That's why dog farts stink 100x more than ours. It's karma.
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To a dog, it's the equivalent of us walking in a house where someone's baking cookies
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Just say fart.
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