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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 25 Apr 2017

    We pass gas in front of our pet’s all day like it’s nothing, even though they can smell it 100 times more than any human could.

    6:19 AM - 25 Apr 2017
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      1. .‏ @_jailb8 25 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        What if smells good when its 100 times stronger?

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      1. Derek Anderson‏ @AltruistcMystic 25 Apr 2017
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        You act like they don't do it to us. Do you have pets?

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      1. Melon Head‏ @TheFakeMelch 25 Apr 2017
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        Yeah but they probably like the smell, with their insistence on smelling each other's butts and everything lol

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      1. Spookcubus  🦋‏ @mooncubus 25 Apr 2017
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        My dog farts way more than I do

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      1. The Masked Hope‏ @SunTanMusic 25 Apr 2017
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        Cause our pet don't "say omg wtf did you eat"

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      1. Rainy Daze‏ @RainyDaze98 25 Apr 2017
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        You're smart enough to know not to use apostrophes to pluralize words.

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      1. seth hubbard‏ @sethhubbard13 25 Apr 2017
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        and dogs will eat poop.

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      1. Chalue‏ @chalue_12 26 Apr 2017
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        Now I'm a bit feeling bad.... but i pick up their poo, so it's fine

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      2. Emelio Gallegos‏ @emeliog94 25 Apr 2017
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        You sick man @ricotoldem

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      3. Hector‏ @Ricotoldem 25 Apr 2017
        Replying to @emeliog94 @TheWeirdWorld

        Hahaha, they choking ducks outside

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      1. Ravi‏ @AmazonianRex 25 Apr 2017
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        Yeah, but they like it.

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      1. Nick Lemoncelli‏ @yankeesgiants2 25 Apr 2017
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        Yeah well my cat also sticks his head in my boots to smell them so I really don't think that he cares

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      1. harish sama‏ @hsama98 25 Apr 2017
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        Coz they don't criticize you like hoomans

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      1. Hukk LeBuk‏ @Hukklebuk 25 Apr 2017
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        That's why dog farts stink 100x more than ours. It's karma.

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      1. mswanson3000‏ @mswanson3000 25 Apr 2017
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        To a dog, it's the equivalent of us walking in a house where someone's baking cookies

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      1. Lisa Weimer‏ @lkquick08 25 Apr 2017
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        @danthemanld100

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      1. TT‏ @te_turner 25 Apr 2017
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        Just say fart.

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