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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 18 Apr 2017

    If dentists make their money from bad teeth, why do we use toothpaste that they recommend?

    2:30 PM - 18 Apr 2017
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      2. Greg 🏳️‍🌈 ☯️ ☮️‏ @snowflakegayboy 18 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Because thankfully they're one of the last industries not controlled by greed and actually care about our well being

        2 replies 2 retweets 31 likes
      3.  🇪🇺 Sebas  🇪🇺‏ @Vm_Sebas 18 Apr 2017
        Replying to @snowflakegayboy @TheWeirdWorld

        Santa is your father. You are welcome.

        0 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
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      1. femzo‏ @femzoo01 18 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Same way you trust your doctor not to prescribe inferior drugs with a view to making more money on your deteriorating health

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      1. Joey‏ @wintermadness6 18 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Doesn't matter to them, they can also give us all the free floss in the world and I still won't floss

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      1. A Spooky Side Dish  🎃 👻 🕸‏ @Duhhh_Con 18 Apr 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/Oy5cLmSPSL

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      1. Shana Tristán‏ @ShanaTristan1 18 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Because you can lead a person to toothpaste but you can't make them use it!

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      2. Nathan Enriquez‏ @NathanEnriquez5 18 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @addieegrove

        What if shaving cream made us grow hair so we'll have to buy it more?

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
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      1. 별‏ @fom97 18 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Here's a joke for you @FATOOMYOUSEF

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      1. Head Nigga in Charge.  ✈ 🌍‏ @The_Captaiin 18 Apr 2017
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      1. pepsi apologist‏ @PepsiApologist 19 Apr 2017
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        So your teeth can handle more cool, refreshing @pepsi

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      1. ishjeet kaur‏ @ishjeet_kaur 18 Apr 2017
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        😂😂😂

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      1. Kelli‏ @kellidickins 18 Apr 2017
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        @reidbenzh @lindsey_thirty4

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      1. Nagaraj Kura‏ @nkura52 18 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @WrongDoc

        bad teeth is our mistake and not dentist's . Dentist job is to improve our dental health and provide positive recommendation like toothpaste

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      1. Nicki Maniece‏ @NickiRae100 18 Apr 2017
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        Good question. Lol

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      1. Mathapelo Ntshingila‏ @mathapeloRN 21 Apr 2017
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        Yeah why?

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      1. Ginger‏ @ToastyButt3r 20 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Well only 4/5 dentist recommend so..... yeah

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      1. Chauve Fraser Souris‏ @mieckfram 19 Apr 2017
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        Some Dentists care about people

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