I don't think you're supposed to have a toaster in the shower.
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Holy shit, what?!??
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He said the numbers in his toaster are minutes, and not "degrees of toastedness" ...
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for most toasters, they are not actually minutes. this is a myth. https://youtu.be/gN_PK5pXmIY
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it works the same way, more minutes = closer to burning
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WAIT THEY ARE!
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Count me in for that one too lol
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Thank you for retweeting this. The world makes so much more sense

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I had no idea!!
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Well when you think of it, it actually does more minutes means more toastedness.
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wtf how did i not knowt his wtf my life is changed foreverrrrrrr omg wtf i cant handle this omg aghhhhhhh
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Mine's he opposite
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Wait what
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Is this true?!
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I need to have some toast and test it
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