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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 13 Apr 2017

    People say “even a broken clock is right twice a day”, but being right 2 times out of 86400 is still pretty shit.

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      1. Gunnar nelson‏ @Gunnarnelson14 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        But a working clock could be off by two minutes and never be right

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      1. mae  🍜‏ @mawdub253 13 Apr 2017
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        That's kind of the point of the saying.

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      2. Bharti Singla‏ @s_bharti6 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I think it's 2 out of 24 nd not 86400 and that's not that shitty @TheWeirdWorld. Just a +ve thought

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      3. Krembo Werner-Reiss‏ @NevoWernerReiss 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @s_bharti6 @TheWeirdWorld

        The clock measures in seconds meaning it goes through 86400 phases and is only right 2 times....

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      1. hippin‏ @hippin 13 Apr 2017
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        I never thought this topic would cause so much confusion. /facepalm

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      2.  👹ᵀᵃʸˡᵒʳ 👹ᴿᵃᵉ 👹ˢᵖᵒᵒᵏʸ 👹‏ @TaylorRaeRuby 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That's only if it includes a second hand

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      2. Monty G‏ @128d902bb07641f 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Couldn't understand...

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      3. Naav D hilarious‏ @Navee02463503 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @128d902bb07641f @TheWeirdWorld

        a day consists of 86400 secs..😉

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      2. Chris‏ @CHR1S86 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        How about if it's digital?

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      3. Vandana Pareek‏ @pareek1505 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @CHR1S86 @TheWeirdWorld

        I didn't know digital clocks follow different rules of time.

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      4. Chris‏ @CHR1S86 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @pareek1505 @TheWeirdWorld

        Well digital would be correct just once a day

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      5. Vandana Pareek‏ @pareek1505 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @CHR1S86 @TheWeirdWorld

        I guess you mean 24- hr clocks

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      6. Loek Kiek 🔪 🥒 👨‍🍳‏ @MeneerKiek 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @pareek1505 @CHR1S86 @TheWeirdWorld

        That would be the point of a digital clock

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      7. Vandana Pareek‏ @pareek1505 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @MeneerKiek @CHR1S86 @TheWeirdWorld

        Digital clocks can't be 12-hr clocks?

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      8. Loek Kiek 🔪 🥒 👨‍🍳‏ @MeneerKiek 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @pareek1505 @CHR1S86 @TheWeirdWorld

        Sure, but a 12-hr clok wouldn't be an improvement over a traditional clock. Their strong point is that they can tell real (24-hr) time.

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      9. Vandana Pareek‏ @pareek1505 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @MeneerKiek @CHR1S86 @TheWeirdWorld

        But technically even a wrong '24-hr digital clock' will be wrong twice as 1700 is still 5!

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      1. ♫ spooky B-oo-ill ♫  🌹‏ @BluePillWhite 13 Apr 2017
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        That's the fucking point.

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      1. Køsmøpølitan Bia$$$$‏ @PickleForkPaul 13 Apr 2017
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        I think that's the idea of the statement.

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