@Rollin_Thundar everything in the universe is either my dick or not my dick
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There are 7 billion ppl in the world and 14 billion butt cheeks
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Mind blowing
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@LetaRane


these are the thoughts that keep me awake at night 

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I honestly do think you're half banana
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If you apply that rationale to everything at the same time, then everything is nothing....
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How in the name of fuck does anybody come up with that?
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@RGausden is this the worst of your spelling fearsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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what does that mean?
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Bananas are artificial
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Schrödinger?
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@annaa_pham this reminds me of youThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@SalP777 ...Said the guy with the slippers in the galley on the cruise ship that day...!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@MoiraPrior7
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@frances1414 holy fuckThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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If you really think about it, it makes since
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