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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 2 Apr 2017

    When a parent says “I raised you better than that!” they’re really just trying to convince themselves it’s not their fault.

    7:31 PM - 2 Apr 2017
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      1. Maxie Mead‏ @maxie_mead 2 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Never thought of it that way, I could use this to my advantage.

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      2. jak‏ @jaklumen 2 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @MichelleScimec1

        I wonder how often this is paired with "do as I say, not as I do". I want to say often

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      3. Michelle Ellis‏ @MichelleScimec1 3 Apr 2017
        Replying to @jaklumen @TheWeirdWorld

        My mom used to say that 12xs a day & it made me cring I try to never say that, usually I change the wording lol

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      4. jak‏ @jaklumen 3 Apr 2017
        Replying to @MichelleScimec1

        Yup- Mom was horrified when sis & I picked up "ain't" living in a farm town- "do you want people to think we're hicks from the sticks?"

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      5. jak‏ @jaklumen 3 Apr 2017
        Replying to @jaklumen @MichelleScimec1

        but I still say "ain't" from time to time, & "howdy"- some of the redneck/hillbilly influence just WOULDN'T DIE, #LOL

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      6. Michelle Ellis‏ @MichelleScimec1 3 Apr 2017
        Replying to @jaklumen

        I only say ain't if im arguing reality TV style

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      7. jak‏ @jaklumen 3 Apr 2017
        Replying to @MichelleScimec1

        but I actually grew up with people like this. Texas rebel rednecks, Okie hillbillies, etc. in an obscure corner of southeastern WA state

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      8. Michelle Ellis‏ @MichelleScimec1 3 Apr 2017
        Replying to @jaklumen

        Yes u did LOL I lived in TX for a bit & they are the hardest tough rednecks around If I had to be a redneck id be from TX for sure 🐂🐎😊

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      9. jak‏ @jaklumen 3 Apr 2017
        Replying to @MichelleScimec1

        I could tell a ton of stories, some perhaps hard to believe. There was a lot of good, bad, & ugly in #BentonCity

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      1. Chad Lee‏ @10yrOldCharter 3 Apr 2017
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        @15Macyy @ohSNAP_46 @karl

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      1. Ray Palmer / Atom‏ @Hexen525 3 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @LORD_PRETZEL

        Being a parent now, you'd be amazed at the things kids don't hear from us. They did raise us better, we just weren't paying attention.

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      1. Elisabeth▷‏ @teqilaplease 2 Apr 2017
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        Lmaoo!

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